Worst Things To Say ______

Simply put down the worst thing you could say during any of these events:

1. First Date:
2. Fire Evacuation:
3. Pregnancy:
4. In A Public Toilet:
5. In Front Of Your School:
6. In A Moderator Application For Hypixel:
7. To Your Grandmother:
8. To Donald Trump:
9. To Grumpy Cat:
10. To TeamTyler:

Good luck. Remember to use the spoilers if needed :3

 

1. First Date: Excuse me, but why am I sitting directly from uglypants?
2. Fire Evacuation: Guys, I accidentally bought Donald Trump in here. Yeah. that's basically why.
3. Pregnancy: I'm actually a man
4. In A Public Toilet: "I AM TAKING A REALLY HUGE SCHEIßE GUYS, LOOK AT ME"
5. In Front Of Your School: LOOK AT MY TITS~~ *shows a picture of the great tit, which is a bird*
6. In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: Hypixel is the worst server ever, I wish the owner of Hypixel would go and shove a broom up his ass while singing the ABC song and counting sheep while sleeping upside down on the top of his cruise ship.
7. To Your Grandmother: Are those wrinkles from when you went to school? >_<
8. To Donald Trump: Even my brother is less more of an asshole than you.
9. To Grumpy Cat: You're barely grumpy at all. Screw you, I hate cats.
10. To TeamTyler: I hate total drama island. Also I messed up your bed and put it on fire.

 

oh that's nice honey <3

 

First Date: Hey, isn't the waitress over there your sister? She's hot.
Fire Evacuation: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN YOU START A FIRE, YE IDIOT. (I wonder if someone's going to get the reference)
Pregnancy: JUST ABORT! (Wife walks in onto a video game) ABORT!
Public Toilet: OHHH YESSS, this poop is so going airborne!
Front of School: My mom told me to get my grades up, so I taped everyone's report card to the ceiling along with the teachers. Ye idiot.
Mod App for Hypixel: I thought it was called Hypickle? And why are you copying everyone wow unoriginal server fk u
Grandma: Can't you go back to Turkey(home country) sooner?
Donald Trump: Get the **** outta here ya racist homophobe sexist religious piece of ***** **** *** ** * * ** ***** ***** **** ********* even though you're funny but I still hate you you ****** ** ********(etc. etc.)
Grumpy Cat: You should stay grumpy. Who knows, you might become a dwarf instead of a cat! (Disney references :3)
TeamTyler: TDI is overrated. And old. And plain. And boring. And repetitive. And (etc. etc.)

 

BTW guys this "Total Drama is shit" bullshit, I'm fine with it lol.

 

1. First Date: When I kiss you, there will be a tunnel approximately 14 meters connecting our assholes.
2. Fire Evacuation: IMMA PEE ON IT!!
3. Pregnancy: Either you're really fat or congratulations!
4. In A Public Toilet: When you smell flowers, you are actually sniffing plants genitals
5. In Front Of Your School: If I was born after nine months, and an hour before me, a premature baby was born after seven-and-a-half months, they would be older than me despite existing for a shorter period of time. Thus, I now give no shits.
6. In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: I'm from Plantminecraft, gimme Mod+ or admin or I hax
7. To Your Grandmother: Soo... you, uh, did that with grandpa?
8. To Donald Trump: I liek mexican women.
9. To Grumpy Cat: h0I!!!
10. To TeamTyler: Who is u?

 

1. Hey, wanna go to my bedroom?
   
2. Guys don't worry, it was just my fart.
3. Hey, you should work out, you're getting fat..
4. Spoiler: Don't open if you're sensitive

   FUCK THIS SHIT! (Literally)
5. Spoiler: Don't open if you're sensitive

   FUCK THE TEACHERS!
6. Can I be moderator?
7. Grandma how did you do.. that.. with grandpa?
8. I'm Mexican! :D
9. I'm a dog!
10. TDI is underrated like your face.

 

1. First Date: Why are your panties so big? You fat or something? Go to the gym.
2. Fire Evacuation: I think when they meant "Feel The Burn", they probably meant exercise.
3. Pregnancy: Kick the baby!
4. In A Public Toilet: Poo looks like chocolate, imma eat it.
5. In Front Of Your School: ... teachers go retire
6. In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: The pixels are high
7. To Your Grandmother: YOUR OLD AND GROSS
8. To Donald Trump: I love you.
9. To Grumpy Cat: I hate you
10. To TeamTyler: Total drama sucks (but seriously, it does.)

 

• First Date: I'm married

• Fire Evacuation: Help me extinguish the fire using this oil!!

• Pregnancy: I hate babies

• In A Public Toilet: Don't go in, I missed the toilet.

• In Front Of Your School: idk

• In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: My favorite server is Mineplex.

• To Your Grandmother: How was life in the 1800s?

• To Donald Trump: May I have a small loan of a million dollars?

• To Grumpy Cat: Turn that frown upside down

• To TeamTyler: I am not Abcdhax

 

First Date: Damnnn, do you see that waitress's ass though?! Hot damn, that's good!
Fire Evacuation: Someone brought my mixtape in here!
Pregnancy: What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other's a watermelon!
In A Public Toilet: Oh god, I'm about to cause Hurricane Katrina in here!
In Front Of Your School: Why does the dean look like Pepe the frog?
In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: Favorite hobby? Smut fanfiction.
To Your Grandmother: *insert death joke here*
To Donald Trump: Here, daddy, have some nudes!
To Grumpy Cat: Knock knock. Beach. Stop acting like a beach.
To TeamTyler: Uh... You're fat?

 

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

 

1. First Date: I don't like you
2. Fire Evacuation: screw you guys I'm out
3. Pregnancy: Can I abort my child?
4. In A Public Toilet: I shat on the toilet
5. In Front Of Your School: hope you get torn down
6. In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: this server sucks
7. To Your Grandmother: I don't want your cookies!!!111
8. To Donald Trump: Go live in Mexico
9. To Grumpy Cat: I love you
10. To TeamTyler: I don't know you

 

1. First Date: This won't last
2. Fire Evacuation: Everyone fun fact: being torched to death is one of the most slowest and painful ways to die
3. Pregnancy: Anything
4. In A Public Toilet: There is no toilet paper in that restroom
5. In Front Of Your School: Ok so take this- oh heyyyyyyyyyyyy teacher
6. In A Moderator Application For Hypickle: I will relish my time here
7. To Your Grandmother: I think I am adopted and you are faking this
8. To Donald Trump: You remind me of Mr. Krabs
9. To Grumpy Cat: You look amazing today
10. To TeamTyler: You look amazing today

 

First Date:
"You're friend looks hot."

Fire Evacuation:
"who dROPPED THE MIXTAPE AMIRITE?? LOL XD!"

Pregnancy:
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)."

In a public toilet:
"YAAAASS!"

In front of your school:
"Sandy Hook."

In a moderator application for Hypixel:
"Hypickle."

To your grandmother:
"I think I broke the TV."

To Donald Trump:
"Bernie Sanders 2016."

To Grumpy Cat:
"You got kids."

To TeamTyler:
"Total Drama was cancelled for good."

 

1. First Date: You're sister is hot! FYI you can pay
2. Fire Evacuation: Sorry Guys! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!
3. Pregnancy: Nope this is not your kid!
4. In A Public Toilet: I PEE ON THE TOILET SEAT!!
5. In Front Of Your School: My dog did a poo in front of the school, and I have no bags.
6. In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: I am very high so I think I am perfect for highpixel
7. To Your Grandmother: You ain't very Grand
8. To Donald Trump: You mean Mr Trumpsalot, right?
9. To Grumpy Cat: WHO IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD!
10. To TeamTyler: Who are you?

 

1. First Date: MARRY MEH
2. Fire Evacuation: Go, Charmander!
3. Pregnancy: Babe, babe, babe, AURGIHHISUDF
4. In A Public Toilet: I just realised I have diarrhea!
5. In Front Of Your School: Meh, I'll just go home.
6. In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: lol i luv unicornzz!!1 plz acept meh!!1
7. To Your Grandmother: Do something you old fart!
8. To Donald Trump: Hola, ¿cómo estas?
9. To Grumpy Cat: I love everything!
10. To TeamTyler: wots a tdi? is dot a new digaymanz?

 

• First Date: Why I should date with you? You're ugly and I hate you!

• Fire Evacuation: I want to stay here with the fire!

• Pregnancy: Can I kick your baby?

• In A Public Toilet: I didn't flush the toilet!

• In Front Of Your School: This school is suck compared to my old school!

• In A Moderator Application For Hypixel: I really hate Hypixel because of the minigames, the minigames are so lame and I want to DDos Hypixel!

• To Your Grandmother: *punch grandma's newspaper* STAHP READING NEWSPAPER!

• To Donald Trump: I hate you because you insulting Islam!

• To Grumpy Cat: Heh, I hate cat like you and I want to kill you!

• To TeamTyler: TDI is lame and you know what? I will report you because you killed me.