What was your reaction when your parents gave you 'the talk'?

I basically kept saying "Yeah... I know. Yes obviously. Yes. No. I know. Okay."

But that was so long ago like in grade 5/6 (so 5 years ago)

 

"So.... whats for dinner?"

 

so basically everyone in sixth grade wanted to be inappropriate and I was the only one who didn't get the joke..
I asked my friend to explain all the jokes so then things started to take course..

 

When they want to give me the talk, I tell them an amazing quote.

"No"

 

My family doesn't talk to me, so I haven't really got it.

 

I was 10
They told me all about sex and I pretended to be suprised.
I already knew what I needed to know from po** online resources and slu- people who taught me valuable information

 

I learned at school. xD

 

^ mainly

 

We had this thing in 6th grade called "Family Life"

it was awkward, and everyone was snickering

 

HA a talk?

I basically gave myself the talk.
I didn't need to learn squat.
I had that all down when I was freaking 9

I practically am a walking library about it.

California changes you..It reallllyyyy does.

 

The talk was real.

 

meh, parents never gave me "the talk"
but we did something called family life in 5th grade in our music class
i was scarred for life after the lesson

 

like this​

 

If I ever become a dad I want to do the talk like this

Spoiler

"Sex is a sensation
Caused by temptation
A guy sticks his location
Into a girls destination
To increase the population
Of the next generation"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

They made me read a book and I was grossed out lol

 

We learned in school. My friend literally drew a lenny face on a tiny note and gave it to me. I wrote "You want da booty?" and gave it back to her. She started throwing paper at me and the teacher had us both sit out in the hall. We're lucky.

 

A book? I could not stand that.