Ways to get kicked out of walmart 2.0

So, this thread was made before, but sadly, it got abandoned on August 2014. R.I.P. You will be missed. (http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart.20398/)

So I am starting up a new one.
Let's go.

#1 Dance on the counter

 

#2. Threaten the cashier

 

#4 (If your in America) Run down the isle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

 

Poop on all the chairs ... (Unlimited Poop)

 

Pee inside the ball holder thingy :D

 

run down the aisles with your hands sticking out so they knock off every item on that particular shelf level

 

Let one rip
You wouldn't know

 

Open every can of soda and spill and everywhere

 

Hack all of the TV's to display footage of someone taking a dump while singing "Disco Inferno."

 

Smuggle a cantaloupe into a bathroom and go into the stalls, make grunting noises and then drop the cantaloupe into the toilet. Watch the peoples reaction

 

Play rugby...

 

Rugby is bae. *Look at mah picture :P

@Thread topic: Crash into people with your cart, then yell at them.

 

#16: Take every single orange from the orange pyramid.

 

Get boxes of condoms and put it in random peoples' cart when they're not looking.

 

Run around in a nappy

 

#19: Steal all of the marshmallows out of all the Lucky Charms boxes.

 

Jack an old woman off her scooter GTA style

 

lick someone