"Are you kidding me?" Moments

I asked my 7 year old neighbor this question: How many minutes are in 10 minutes? She just sat there for about 30 seconds and said, "I don't know."

What are your moments that make you want to rip out someone's throat and shove it in their eyes :D

 

"Why did the bus driver drive the bus?"
"idk why"
"Because he wanted to!"
-facepalm-

 

*The night after the last day of school for the year*
Friend: "HEY! CAN YOU HELP ME?"
Me: "Sure. How can I help?"
Friend: "DO WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW?"
Me:


-This happened two days ago-

 

Friend: Play Dead Trigger
Me: No I'm watching Walking Dead Season 2 game
Friend: you're watching not playing

*throws Ipad*

 

you might not believe this, but this actually happened
about a week ago i was shopping.. with my parents.. alright?
then this kid came up to me, he was about 7, and said "is today tomorrow new zealand?"

im like yeah ofc bud.. we live in that damn country..

 

About 2 months ago when we were discussing God in class, my friend goes and asks:
"Is Satan the devil?"

 

Friend: Hey look over there
Me: *looks*
Friend: NO DONT LOOK!

 

Friend: Are you addicted to something??
Me: Yes
Friend: Great me neither -.-

 

when my little brother told me he believes in Santa
bruh we don't even celebrate this holiday

 

When my classmate asked me to hold my hand in front of my face, he said, "Now as you can see closely that you can see your readings on the hand right?" Me: "Yeah." -CLASSMATE THROWS MY HAND ONTO MY FACE-
Me: "Yeah fuck you too."
But damn it was a well planned troll.

 

My bus driver asked some senior on my bus

"If I have 1 pound of feathers and 1 pound of bricks, which one would be heavier?"


IT TOOK HIM THE WHOLE BUS RIDE HOME JUST TO FIGURE IT OUT, OH WAIT THE BUS DRIVER TOLD HIM WHICH ONE WAS HEAVIER.

HE WAS A SENIOR OMf





throws a table out the window
done.