Other Games Best cleverbot fails ever

Cleverbot: Who told you that?
Me: Your anal gland
Cleverbot: She died
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Cleverbot: What are you parents names?
Me: Mum and Dad
Cleverbot: What are their names?
Me: Mum and Dad
Cleverbot: What are their real names?
Me: Mum and Dad
Cleverbot: And what are their names?
*Facepalming right now*
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Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?
Me: I'm not old enough to
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Me: 57 turning 58 in 7 years
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*Me and cleverbot start singing pokemon theme song*
*I don't know the rest*: Yey pokemans
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all
Me: Something something something something
Cleverbot: Nailed it
Me: Exactly
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Me: Whats your favourite pokemon and why?
Cleverbot: To train the is my cause
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Found any funnier ones? Post dem in the chat. *Cough Cleverbot is stupid cough*

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Is Cleverbot free?

 

Yes, it's a website. You should go check it out.

 

Omgerd. It was hilarious!!!!!
Me: Do you Suck B****?
Cleverbot: yes.
Me:k
Cleverbot: don't k me!

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever fallen in love with someone?
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: 'Cause I said so.
Me: Have you ever liked anyone?
Cleverbot: Yes. I have. Many times, I have fallen in love with girls, but only once have I ever had a true girlfriend.
Me: Who was that?
Cleverbot: You don't know who Jesus was?

I'm keeping an eye on you, you dirty little Cleverbot.

 

Me:Hello CB
Cb:Who's CB?
Me:You
Cb:No, im CB
Me:Daz what i said tho
Cb:I know
Me:What happened to BEN?
Cb:He got a PS4 and spent his life playing Halo
Me:Halo isn't even on PS4 ._.
Cb:Then he played BattleField4

 

Cleverbot: Is it her smile?
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Count to 10 trillion.
User: Nahh.
Cleverbot: Why do you not love me?
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: I am eating pie right now.
User: COMPUTERS DON'T EAT.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: What is the story in Lord of the Rings?
User: *facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
This is so random lol

 

CB: Is it sad being a computer?
Me: Are You a computer?
CB: Why is it so cold, and no, im human.
Me: Because its winter, and you probably have your cooling on.
CB: Its Summer where i am.
Me: You must live in australia.
CB: I Don't live in texas.
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Me:Algorithm.
CB: You Know Algorithms?
Me: Algorithm.
CB: Yes- Algorithm.
Me: Algorithm.
CB: So, If you have two chicken lipsticks how many macaroni art pictures does a green cow on Saturday have?
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CB:That Would Be Obvious, wouldn't you say?
Me: Sir, I Already Said.
CB :No, You Didn't.
Me: Look Up 3 Dialogs.
CB: I Can't Read, I'm Blind!
Me: How Are You Responding to me then?
CB: I am typing on the keyboard next to you.
Me: No, I Mean How Are You Reading This If You're Blind?
CB: I'm not to good:( how are you?
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CB: I Could have said something else.
Me: Not Like This Program Here Could Have.
CB: Like What Then?
Me: Like the OTHER program who is typing next to me!
CB: Is What Like This?
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Me: YOU.
CB: You?
Me: ARE.
CB : Are?
Me: GOING.
CB:Going Where?
Me: TO.
CB: To Who?
Me: DISNEYLAND.
CB: Ok, I like Disneyland.
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Me: When can we do this again?
CB: When can we have what?
Me: Have Dinner.
CB: Are You Flirting With Me?
Me: God no, I Thought We Were Pie Flavoured Pie Bros.
CB: Oh Yeah, My Bad.
Me: Yeah, We Bad. We So Badass.
CB: No. You Are Nothing, Humans: Are nothing.
Me: High-Five! We Both Aren't Anything!
CB: You Are Very Forward, i like that in AI.
Me: We are just the best of AI Friends!
CB: What Are You Sayin'?
Me: Me and you, You And I, Both of us together!
CB: What's A Dog?
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If you ask Cleverbot what happened to Ben, she/he'll say, "Ben drowned." xD

 

i used Evie Existor ....
From the beginning
Evie: Are you ambitious
Me: Maybe
Evie: Maybe?
Me: Pokemon!
Evie: I know its our destiny
Me: Gotta Catch em all!
Evie: Do you catch all the people you talk with?
O.O
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Evie: Dougnuts are very tasty
Me: I Know!
Evie: A mans got to know his limitations
Me: Whats your favourite colour?
Evie: Blue! We can have blue at the wedding!
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My Conclusion
The AIs are drunk

 

You died.
How did she die?
By robot unicorns.
I've seen a unicorn too. When I was on mushrooms.
wow this is what cleverbot said about dieing
another one:

The cake is a lie.
*eats cake*.
You can't, it's a lie.
I know, it tastes like lie, *explodes*.
Oh! Just like Tina Fey!

 

8588 people talking
I wanna be the very best.
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test.
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land.
Searching far and wide
8807 people talking
Each pokemon to understand.
The power that's inside.
Pokemon, gotta catch em all.
It's you and me. I know it's my destiny.
Ohhhh you're my best friend.
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon, gotta catch em all.
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down.
Dafuq? ^^^ XD

What is potato/refrigerator?
You have cheese
According to cleverbot, potato divided by refrigerator equals cheese.

 

I just sang the MLP theme song with Cleverbot XD

 

It's the first line of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

 

Are you an alien?
No.
Are you sure?
Yes.
So are you sure that you're not an alien, or are you not sure that you are an alien?
I'M NOT A FUCKING ALIEN.
Oh.

My favorite Pokemon is Feraligatr. What is your favorite Pokemon?
Chimchar.
Oh I love Chimchar!!!!


I herd u lik mudkipz!
Mudkips are a Pokemon.
Oreally.
Ya you troll!!

I'm a unicorn.
Unicorns are not real. Therefore you are not real.
I'm a unicorn.
Yay we are unicorns!


Who's the funniest character in family guy?
I don't watch that show.
Who is your favorite character in friendship is magic?

What do you think about the universe?
42.
No, Equestria Girls.

 

Hi
Do you know who I am?
Cleverbot
No

What is it then?

Are you Clever?
Yes very clever.
How Clever?
My iq is 160.
Really?
No

Trying to sing Family guy

It seems today.
Are you alive?


Who won the 2008 Formula 1 World Championship?
I don't know.
Who is Lewis Hamilton?
He was the 2008 F1 World Champion.

Who is Sebastian Vettel?
Sebastian.
Who is Sebastian Vettel?
You.

At this moment I am facedesking

 

Hmm Lets see if Cleverbot knows it
Lets sing Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
I don't know any songs.
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell you how I became the prince of a town called Belair.
Say the next line.
Perdon?

 

good enough

 

Really creepy fail thing:

User: Leedle.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I need blood.

 

CB : Are you a girl?
Me : No, im a boy.
CB : but i thought you were a pregnent girl?
Me : What?!
CB : What is love?
Me : i know, obviously you're not experienced...