How would you explain the forums to someone else?

How would you explain the forums to someone else if you had to, or just wanted to?
If I was to explain it to a FRIEND...

Spoiler

But at least, that's just my point of view....

What would you do ?

 

"Post once, and you will post forever, but watch out, being yourself will get you in trouble"

 

Ohh, it's nothing really. Just some people posting stuff here, there, and everywhere. -nervous laugh-

 

It's a forum, you know, like Reddit.

 

"pls no"

 

"Run."

 

Don't make your first post a staff application or @Magical_Sparklez will deny it xD

 

Getting in trouble for saying your opinion.

A beautiful place. :)

 

Jerry and Harry facebook

 

Unless you are @LilaRok

 

Its a website for the server that i play.


Best explanation ever.

 

It's a HellHole one day, and a heavenly place the next
Just like Sourh Florida!

 

You think you have your sanity intact, but you really don't
this place is crazy!!

 

"The forums is a beautiful place to have fun and meet amazing friends. If you want to get popular on mc, ItsJerryAndHarry is the best server to be popular!"

 

Well, it's a forum.
the people there are... normal.

 

"It's just one of those places to waste your time. I advise you spend your time wisely..." ~

 

"It's cool"

 

"Uh...
*takes shirt off*
"Hey look, my belly button :o"

 

I would give them tips like...
1. Don't have an opinion as it will be perceived as hate and you will be warned
2. The staff are always right, if you go against them you're public enemy #1
3. If you think half these people are your friends you are wrong.
4. Always suck butt yanno that's what gets you a good reputation.....with no one....except the people you're sucking up to.
5. If you post sassy gifs they will be seen as rude.
lol...........
love y'all