Things You Thought You Could Do As A Kid

Well...

When I was a kid, I thought I can see the future.
When I dream and told my mom, "I think you will give me alot of ice cream* And she did xD

What things I do when I was a kid.. Well..
I am not much of an innocent kid before c: (For people who have dirty minds, you know what I mean xD)

 

Show my private parts to be funny… Wait, that's not me THAT'S MY 7 YEAR OLD MALE COUSIN FLASHING ME EARLIER TODAY OOP-FRICKIN-SIES!!! Being in La, CA is good fun but in Irvine, CA it's A WHOLE NEW HEEEELLLLLLLLL A NEW NOT FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW! My cousins, I love them, I really do, but don't kick, lick, flash, poke, stab, jump on, sneeze on, or hurt me. OKAY? WOW OFF TOPIC but uhhhhh

I thought I could climb fences, that's why I have a big scar down my arm. Yay.

 

Wait a sec.. you live in LA? Let me just say, SAN DIEGO IS BETTER I live in Eastlake to be more specific.

 

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE, I'm not ever joking right now. Some of my dreams come true! They over exaggerate but they are true. I had a dream my cousin (not the one who flashed me (well she did, but not in ^ that story)) well she DIED and then the next day I woke up and my mom was crying like, "*Insert cousin's name here* HAD A SEIZURE!!!" I was like "Damn my dreams be true… A little…" and then in my dream, a HUGE HUMAN SIZED fly landed on this girl's desk and she started break dancing (she didn't notice the fly) and at school the next day a normal fly landed on her desk and she didn't notice and she started break dancing. I'm amazing BTW. SO MODEST TOO!!! jk <3 pls

I don't live there, I'm just visiting for a few weeks =P

 

Woah..
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(You have no idea what my life can do ._.)

 

I was a surprisingly realistic kid (To this day, I have no idea why).
*Struggles to find something*
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I THOUGHT I COULD BE SMART (Looks at my exam results and science tests) WELL THEN
Funny thing is, I got well over half on all my exams and 14/15 on my science exam.

 

I thought I could become a fairy and open my own world and teleport through a magic door that I could do in the toilet and stuff and my friend was the only one that knew this WE ACTUALLY REALLY BEBLIVED THIS FOR A VER LONG TIME LIKE A EMBARRASSING A OUNT OF TIME until we were in year 6 :( :3

 

I thought that i could take a dumb with out my parents help

I WAS WRONG

 

You can climb a wall if there is faith to help you up

I have interesting imaginations.
It might be because of the damage my head has taken...Including getting the head stitches...

Spoiler

Age 2-11+
I personally thought I could meet cartoon characters one day. Sonic, Jenny (From LOATR), Aang (TLA), The animals from Backyardigans, The list goes on. I had a special world that I could only go to in my dreams. So far in my life, i've been there ~4 times. That special place is a place I named "Casinopolis" and basically all of the characters that exist in gaming, anime, books...Casinopolis is where they live. I don't want to go too much into detail on this world. But at least I know it exists. In my mind. It's wonderful. I can write a whole story about all of the detail my little 6-year old mind had created to make Casinopolis. The 7 stars. The 3 Demon planets. It's interesting...Once again, though I won't go into detail of that.

Age 4-11+
I also believed I could turn into a creature. Right now I still do.
I always wanted to prove to people in my school I was more than a empty-headed annoying comedian. I've always thought about just randomly growing wings in class. It would be cool. I still believe I can grow wings, or a tail, or some other part I don't have, (Don't get any ideas,) and the reason why i've believed I could for so long, is because I have muscles in my back. When I flex them, some weird joints begin to rise and it looks like I have two spikes coming out of my back...It's weird. I feel like where the spikes are, is where my wings should be. But I can only imagine myself having the wings, I can't actually look at reality and see myself have any. If I look at a mirror, it would just be too hard to imagine such things. Especially when you don't know what kind of wings you'd get...

 

omfg me too
Except it was that guy who's made of diamonds

 

I thought I could make a homemade security camera and catch Santa Claus in the act.

I also thought that I could shoot those foot rocket thingies to the moon.

This all happened around when I was age 5.

 

I am doing that for my cousin this Christmas because he is only 5

 

Err, once I talk about this, we never talk about it AGAIN OK? NEVER.
So uh, I thought I could become a mermaid by uh... oh fok.... taking my.. clothes off and, leaving the pants only, and, would dive into a pile of pillows, start flopping around and singing Ariel songs... or i think i did it buck naked.

 

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I thought I could run up escalators without getting in trouble or getting hurt.
Yes, I fell on a escalator xD

 

I thought I could trust people when I was a kid.

Now I stay in my shed, playing Fap Simulator: Pony Edition

@PyromancerMagic

 

I thought I could jump off the roof with an umbrella, bed sheet, or plastic bag, and float to the ground.

I thought I could be the fastest runner.

I thought I could be cool. I ended up being fancy instead.

I thought that people at my school might like me...

I thought I could fall in love.

 

I'm sorry. I want to.