Ways to get kicked out of walmart

169) Eat everything apart.

 

poop in the store

 

171) Double-knife Mlg 360 no-scope a worker

 

172) pee on the tills, floor and some food and leave a sign saying you did it.

 

173) ...Kick yourself out of walmart? :o

 

174)Drive your car in Walmart

 

Crash into Walmart in a lorry

 

Crash into the Walmart on a plane

 

Get a Dora doll and leave it in the middle of an aisle and hide but watch it. When someone tries to pick it up scream "SWIPER NO SWIPING"
hf c:

 

#178: Use a bike from the bike section to ram into random things.

 

#179: Have a plush toy war.

 

#180 Put 2 dimes in your hand and show them to an employee and say "Look! I make more money than you!"

 

#181: Make all the computers in the tech section play Bass Cannon at full volume.

(skip to 0:26 for the full effect)

 

Drive into Walmart in a wreaking ball

 

182. Make a sign saying Free BJ'S and stick it on the place where they sell blackberry Jam.

 

183) Walk into Walmart, hide a speaker somewhere, then play extremely loud music. The funnier music the better.

184) Go to Walmart dressed as Spiderman and start crying every time you see an Uncle Ben's product.

185) Push an old person over whilst running.

186) Say to the person at the checkout: "TOUCH MY STUFF, AND I WILL SUE YOU."

187) Run all the way to the back f the store screaming. If anyone asks why you are screaming say Suarez is going to eat me. Look as scared as possible.

188) Get the cheapest item in the store and look surprised when you see the price then shout: "OMFG YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY THIS?!?! PSSSSSSHHH"

189) Tell a stranger that you have been following them and say that you love them.

190) Go to the toilet and peek over to someone and say: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know whatcha gonna get."

191) Jump in a stranger's shopping cart and shout "GO!" and point towards the food section

192) Throw melons at staff.

193) Go to the toilets and shout as loud as you can: "HEEEELPPP!! I HAVE RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"

194) Ask if they sell any weed. If they say no, look around and say there is no one here, then ask them again.

195) Run up to strangers and tell them I'm gonna be sick any second.

196) Call the boss fat.

197) Ask if you can buy the store for $0.99

198) Whisper to the person at the checkout: "I'm a secret agent working for the FBI, you need to come with me."

199) In Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice shout: "HAS ANYONE SEEN JOHN CONNOR?" or "GET DOWN!"

200) Walk into the store naked and say: "Its okay, I'm from the internet!"

 

Call the boss a F**** idot

 

202: Bring millions of ants (somehow) and let them loose in the food section.

 

203) throw water bombs at the staff

 

Go into Walmart Toys Section. Get a watergun that says FILL. go to the bathroom and fill it up with water! Play with your friends today! (note its really fun until you get kicked!) XD I read this on a website before!