The Lost Ban Hammer

I'm going to make a series of stories posted on this thread.

Here is Part 1. More will come in the future. I believe many today because I'm excited for this.

Enjoy.

PART 1:
Hai, Jerry, Harry, Saul, and Potato were just walking around the lobby admiring parts of spawn.
That's when Harry saw someone with a sign, saying, "JOIN THIS SERVER CALLED GLITCH CRAFT WITH PVP, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, AND EVERYTHING COOLER THAN THIS IDIOTIC SERVER! [insert some IP]"
Harry yelled, "Hai! We need your ban hammer!
Hai listened and ran to his house.
"I'll get it fast!"
As Hai reached the doorway to his house, he opened the door and stood...
Where's my ban hammer? he asked himself.
He rushed upstairs to investigate, he searched under his bed where he kept it.
Then he did one of those silent screams...
He ran farther and farther and farther, faster than before, once he got to the Fart Buddies, he tried speaking...
"The ban hammer is gone! The ban hammer is gone!" he said really fast.
"What?" they all asked.
"The ban hammer! Misplaced! Stolen!" he said, this time slower, but still fast.
Then Saul spotted a guy named something with a Hero in it...
He had something that looked like a gold axe.
Saul screamed and asked, "Is it that hammer? The one the Hero guy is holding."
The Steve looking creature gave the Fart Buddies an evil smile then disappeared.
"Maybe we can check the other servers?" Jerry suggested.
"Let's go!" Potato yelled, skipping toward the OITC server.

Were on our way to find the banning, the banning hammer of Hai!

 

Here is the continuing of my new story, The Lost Ban Hammer.

Enjoy.

PART 2:
The Fart Buddies jumped into the OITC portal and waiting for a millisecond.
They admired the spawn. "William does great at these sort of things..." Harry said.
"I know, right?" Jerry said.
There was a spammer in the corner.
"All of ya idiots! Go die in a fire! Go away and find a life! Come back once your on my level!" he kept spamming.
Saul, Potato, Hai, Jerry, and Harry, all covered their ears.
The guy stopped for a few seconds and the Fart Buddies walked up to him.
The spammer's eyes were like plates...
"Omigawd! Your the owners of the server! Look, I take back all of that, alright?"
Saul stepped closer to him.
"Take that back after two weeks-- we will once we find the ban hammer..." he said.
The plate-eyed guy froze, and Harry took out his muting duct tape.
He took a 6-inch piece out and put it over the spammer's mouth.
Potato saw someone.
"Look! Look! Look you guys! It's Herobrine! Is that the guy you were talking about Saul? He sure does have a pretty hammer... Maybe I can ask him for it!" he said.
Potato skipped to Herobrine.
"Hey, Herobrine!" he yelled. "Wanna give me that hammer? We can play a game with it, I call it "Ban-a-roma!"
Herobrine aimed the hammer over Potato's head.
Hai went for the dive,
"Stay away from there! Potato! That's Herobrine a Minecraft rude legend! And he will ban you!"
Then it happened, once Hai tackled Potato to get out of the way, the ban hammer hit his shoe.
He felt it, and quietly said, "Uh oh..."
Then a flash went across the screen...

Player WhatTheHai was banned by player Herobrine with his Ban Hammer for Come back once you know Minecraft! It's full of stealing!

The Fart Buddies stared at each other as Herobrine disappeared.
It was a huge, embarrassing scene.

Were on our way to find the banning, the banning hammer of Hai!

 

Here is the continuing of my new story.

Enjoy.

PART 3:

"Ha ha! Look at those idiots! And they are the server OWNERS!" a guy said.
"Why are they even the owners if they can't even keep track of the Ban Hammer?" another guy said.
Jerry was furious. "Why did you do that, Potato?" he yelled.
"I just wanted to play a game with him..." Potato admitted sheepishly.
"You got Hai banned!" Harry yelled.
"That was his fault! Why did he even help me?" Potato yelled back.
"Because he is a nice person!"
"He didn't exactly have to DIVE at me!"
Saul stared at the 3 men blabbing all over about Hai being banned.
"GUYS! GUYS!" Saul yelled. "This is unnecessary! Just go on and find the person who stole it."
"Hai's not here!" Jerry yelled.
"Even Herobrine isn't here!" Harry yelled.
"Which means..." Potato said.
"SPLEEF TIME!"
The 4 Fart Buddies used Saul's magic teleportation rod and went to Spleef.


Were on our way to find the banning, the banning hammer of Hai!







Also,
I now have a schedule for these stories. Since this one is a little short, there will be two more today. I will do two a day.

 

Here's the continuing of Part 3 since I did a short story on that reply.

Enjoy.

Part 3 1/2:

"Where do we go first?" Harry asked.
"I guess over there." Jerry said, pointing to the duel spleef games.
The 4 Fart Buddies walked to the duels and saw two people playing.
"Hey, you two!" Saul yelled at them. They looked like some people Saul knew... They looked like...
"Homie? Magical?" Saul said in amazement.
"What are you doing here?"
"Were just playing some spleef." Magical said. She dug up some snow and it went in Homie's face.
"Hey!" Homie yelled. "Phwe! Phwe! What are you doing here?" Homie said, wiping the snow off his face.
"Hai lost his Ban Hammer. And now that Hai tried to save Potato from getting hit by it, he's banned."
"I can save that." Homie said, grabbing his own Ban Hammer.
He pressed a few buttons on the Ban Hammer and unbanned Hai.
Hai went to spleef and ran over to the 4 Fart Buddies.
"Hey, Hai!" They all said.
"Hey." he said back.
Then, Magical asked, "Can we help you?"
"Sure!" Jerry said.
"Uh oh..." Potato said, staring at something behind them.
"What?" Harry asked.
"Herobrine!" Potato yelled.
Herobrine aimed the hammer at them, it fell...

 

I will not make another one today since the Part 3 1/2 was kind of big and I accidently highlighted the whole story and did a backspace, while being tackled by my sister.

Sit tight and wait for tomorrow.


~ March 7th, 2014 ~

 

Here's the continuing, there will be three today because of the problem yesterday.

Enjoy.


PART 4:

Smash!
"Whoa, that's a big hole!" Harry said.
Homie carefully lifted up the hammer that had the tip of it hanging off the edge.
He looked that the wood part at the bottom and screamed like a girl.
"Lava's on it!" he yelled, dropping it into the lava.
"HOMIE!" they all yelled.
"Build It, time?" he asked.
"Sure. But your going to recreate that." Hai said grabbing Saul's teleportation rod.
"Hey!" Saul yelled, trying to jerk the rod away.
Hai clicked a few buttons and they teleported to Build It. A hacker was flying.
It was silent and then everyone came up to the group with cameras and signs.
"Hai! We need your Ban Hammer!" one of them said. "To ban this guy!"
"Yeah, Hai, don't you always have it?" another person said.
Then the room was flooding with compliments and questions.
Harry took out his muting duct tape and stretched it LOOONG to make a big noise.
Everyone was silent. The only person talking was Nocturn.
"Where's the Ban Hammer, Hai?" he asked.
Hai fidgeted around a little...
He shed a tiny tear trying to hold it back. But then the great Potato came in and yelled something.
"He lo--" Potato started, but Harry interrupted him with stretching the muting duct tape farther.
"I..." Hai started. He was scared of telling over 100 people what happened to it.
"C'mon Hai..." Saul said. "You can say it.
About a minute later, people were tapping their feet.
That got Jerry annoyed.
Then there was farting noises...
Then music...
Hai knew what to do.
After all, he was brave.

Were on our way to find the banning, the banning hammer of Hai!

 

Here's the continuing of my story.


Enjoy.

PART 5:

The noises of farting and tapping AND the music made Hai into the beat.
(Tune of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Creative)
"What's your favorite ownah?" Someone asked.
"Mine is ItsJerry!"
"Why do you think that ownah?" Hai asked.
"I just think that he's amazing!"
"Now when you see a hacker..."
"Tell me please, what do you do?" Saul asked.
"I know Hai grabs his Ban Hammer!" Someone said.
"I know that, it is drowning!" Harry said.
"Now what do you mean by that?" the person asked.
"Oh, It fell in lava, at spleef!" Hai yelled. He covered his mouth.
That stopped the music.
"What?" the guy said.
"Nocturn, come with us." Magical said.
(I have to use black because colors aren't working)
The group ran out of Build It as it was complete silence.
"I think it's now time for Parkour." Jerry said.
"Yeah..." Saul said, handing Jerry the teleportation rod.
They teleported to Parkour while Hai's mouth was covered in muting duct tape.
"We don't need to talk about that." Harry said, patting Hai's back.

 

Here is the continuing of my story! I will no longer give info about it in my bold face print!

PART 6:

As all the others went into the Parkour, Dwg was parkouring.
Once he noticed the group, he walked over to there.
"Hey guys!" he said. "What's up with Hai?" said Dwg, pointing at the muting duct tape on his mouth.
Hai ripped it off. "Were on our way to finding the Ban Hammer. I lost it." Hai said.
"Great jebus!" Dwg yelled. "You can't do that, some ranked person here is abusing!
"Dwg, you have your own Ban Hammer, you know..." Harry said.
"That depends, I think myself if I let that person free..." Dwg said.
Jerry smacked him. "If you wanna be a staff on dis server, you work for it! A guy who breaks the rules faces the consequences!"
Dwg twirled the Ban Hammer out of his pocket and Hai stared at it. The shimmery sparkle glistened in Hai's eye.
"Pretty..." he mumbled to himself.
Saul tiptoed to Hai and smacked him in the face. "FOCUS!" he yelled.
(Gotta use black in this random place since it won't let me use pink!)
"Anyway..." Homie said, walking up to Dwg and sliding a finger across his face.
Dwg did a kitty fight against the finger.
"What the, what the, WHAT THE HECK, MAN?" Dwg yelled.
"Shhhh, watch the capitals." Harry said, stretching part of the muting duct tape out.
Just then, a hole went out of the sign for Mine 2.
"Guys! Guys! Look at that!" Magical yelled.
"Some Herobrine looking guy is coming out!"
Potato whipped his head toward the sign. "Dats my budday!" he said, running toward him.
Nocturn grabbed his sweater sleeve and pulled him back.
"This is serious." Nocturn muttered.
He pulled the Ban Hammer out of hid pocket.
"Jerry, throw me that De-op, Op rod!" Nocturn yelled back at Jerry.
"You got it!" Jerry yelled back, throwing the De-op, Op rod at him.
Nocturn caught it.
He pushed a few buttons on the De-op, Op rod and aimed it at Herobrine.
"No!" Herobrine yelled while being de-opped. "You bagful of scums! Die in a fire!"
DWG laughed. "Not of the hairs of our chinny-chin-chin!" he yelled.
Magical dropped in, "I'm a girl."
"Shut up, Magical." Jerry said. "Nocturn, are you sure that is safe?"
Nocturn aimed his Ban Hammer at Herobrine. He threw it.
Herobrine dodged the Ban Hammer with Hai's Ban Hammer.

Object Nocturn's Ban Hammer is permanently banned from ItsJerryAndHarry's Server for 283283648296491641284932014y38641830416479382648916381640364563578962189756278562391 minutes.

"Is that even a year?" Homie blurted.
"Well, then, failed task." Nocturn said. "HEROBRINE'S CHAMBER TIME!" Nocturn said.
"AH!" Jerry yelled. "I told you that wouldn't work, Noccy."

 

Really nice, (not mini-modding) just next time don't put it in many posts.

 

PART 7:

As the group went into HC, some people turned and stared. They all were talking to eachother.
Misfit pointed at Harry. Harry arched his eyebrow and knew what to do.
He jumped in the air and stayed there. He flew along the whole entire HC Lobby and stretched the muting duct tape really far.
"EVERYONE SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!" he yelled.
They did as so.
Misfit went over to the group and asked, "Why are you all here?"
"Hai lost his Ban Hammer. We believe Herobrine stole it." Saul said.
"Ah..." Misfit said. "I saw him in Room 6, wanna go there?" she asked.
"Sure!" Jerry said.
"Anything for the Ban Hammer!" said Hai.
Harry stared at Hai.
"I thought I muted you!" he said.
"Oh, Homie ripped it off." Hai said.
"Wanna help us find the Ban Hammer?" Nocturn asked Misfit.
"Sure!" she said, clicking Room 6 and getting teleported to there, so did the group.
Herobrine was sitting in his chair with some wood in his mouth.
"Hhh durf yu ernter mer chermba yer fools!" Herobrine yelled with the wood in his mouth.
The group stared at eachother confused.
"Ya paaaaaaaaa---!" Herobrine stopped there spitting out more wood, and then gold, and then--
"The Ban Hammer!" Hai yelled.
"SHHHH!" Dwg said.
He spat it into the lava.
The whole group stared at it.
"I think it's time we go to Survival..." Jerry said.
"Yes..." Saul said, giving Jerry the transportation rod.
They went to Survival.

 

PART 8:

As they went into Survival, William, Gthang, and Pokegod was there.
"Heya!" William greeted.
"HELP US!" Hai yelled.
"Hai lost his Ban Hammer!" Saul yelled.
The whole server spawn heard and stared at Saul.
Magical whispered innocently.
"We mean..." she started.
She looked back at the group and whispered, "I got nothing."
Potato laughed.
"William, Poke, Gthang, wanna help us?" Homie asked.
"Sure!" Gthang said, grabbing Poke's arm and jumping into the group.
William strolled over to the group.
"Well, nothing looks suspicious here..." Jerry said. "I suspect we go to Skyblock."
"Hey! Jerry! No one quits! Unless you like chickening out!" Harry yelled, slapping his arm.
"But there is actually nothing here." Dwg said. "It's best we do go there..."
"FINE!" Harry yelled, grabbing Saul's transportation rod and going to Skyblock with the rest of the group.
Zezze, Lila, and Caity were there.
"Heya guys!" Jerry yelled.
"What happened?" Zezze asked. "You guys normally don't come here."
"Well, Hai lost his Ban Hammer--" Homie started.
"WHAT?!?" Lila yelled. "There are so many scammers here!"
"Use your Ban Hammer..." Magical said. "That's part of being a Helper..."
"A scammer scammed me and I lost mine!" Lila said.
"ME TOO!" Caity yelled.
"We need to find 'em!" Potato yelled.

 

PART 9:

"Let's go to Creative... nothing here is suspicious either!" Jerry said.
Harry stared at him. "Really. Chickening out again?"
Jerry gave him a look. "Mmmmhmmm..."
"Let's just go!"
They went to Creative and Mira was at spawn.
"Hey guys, why are you all here?" she asked.
"Eh, Hai lost his Ban Hammer." Saul said.
"What destinations have you been at?" she asked.
"OITC, Spleef, Build It, Parkour, Herobrine's Chamber, Survival, and Skyblock." Magical said.
"It's been a wreck!" Dwg said. "We haven't found anything in sight!"
"Not that of when you came..." Homie said.
"Yeah, I thought Herobrine was disguised here-- Like another person disguised as him-- and people were chasing him... I did /ride Herobrine and I actually RODE HIM! He was here last!" Mira said.
"How about you help us, Mira, you know, 'find the Ban Hammer'." Dwg said.
"Okay..." Mira said slowly.
"Our next stop is Sumo." Jerry said.
Potato frowned. "But I stink at that game!" he pouted.
Caity patted his back. "We're only flying around and seeing if Herobrine is there..."
They went to Sumo and there was randomly a new map... called Herobrine.
"He has to be here!" yelled Harry.
"SHHHH." Saul said.
"I'm the one with the duct tape, you idiot!" Harry said, whispering hoarsely.
Lila rummaged her pockets, not feeling anything.
Then feeling a shock.
She gasps. "The Ban Hammer... touched me." she says, being banned.

LilaRok is banned by Lila's Ban Hammer for The Ban Hammer has Spoken!

 

I love the story ur a great writer

 

Thank you, I actually wrote my own book-- 132 pages.

Anyway,

PART 10

"Can Lila come back?" Potato asked.
"Well, she banned herself with her ban hammer so the ban hammer is banned along with her..." Homie said.
Dwg searched his pocket and had a Ban Hammer. "I'll unban her with my ban hammer..." he said, unbanning her.
"Thank you!" Lila said, joining.
"Well, Herobrine must have left while our eyes were on Dwg and Lila." Jerry said. "Way to go!"
"Let's go to Survival Games." Harry said. Then Jerry giggled.
"Look who's chickening out..." Jerry said, laughing.
They went to Survival Games and went to Room 6.
"OMG! It's the owners and staff ALTOGETHER! Are they recording?" someone said.
"I wish!" another person said.
Everyone was shouting and spamming at them and Harry stretched his muting duct tape out.
Saul whispered, "Your serious about that..."
Zezze hit him slightly.
Then Gthang fired a bow along the whole entire stadium and it made a loud noise.
"START!" Poke said.
The group ran to the chests and Hai sure picked the right one.
There was a gold hammer in the chest... named 'Hai's Ban Hammer' .
It had all the enchants including Banning.
Hai couldn't even move... he just stood there shaking and bouncing around.
"Hai, focus!" Harry yelled.
He grabbed the hammer out of the chest and yelled so loud everyone almost fell...
"I FOUND THE BAN HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.
Everyone looked at him as he flew into the air with the Ban Hammer letting him up. It was a miracle.
Everything shined. Once again, a miracle.
Hai smiled brightly... with everyone else...
Yes, certainly...

It was totally a miracle.


Don't forget to find season 2 coming in a week!
What will happen to Hai's hammer?
Will Herobrine return?
Is everyone safe?

Find out in two weeks!

<3

 

This is amazing. I have been dying to read these, and are you online?

 

Yep. Basically I'm online in Creative for DAYS, little bit in the lobby, and pretty much anywhere.
Except for sleep.

I might be off for the next two weeks because I'm really excited about my room being changed around.

But I love the server and I'm always on it. :D