post images that will make veteran j&h players feel strong emotions

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  1. Smg

    Smg Retired | Also known as 'Phaithful' Donator

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    man, it's really sad that I no longer am in possession of the computers I had when I used to play the server regularly, my days during and before my staffing tenure. I've had to of taken more than a thousand screenshots of my adventures

    I guess there is one thing I still have that provides some recollection: back in the early(ish) days when I was a Mod (this spans to when i was merely a helper, even, if i remember correctly, so around 2017) I used to record and upload all my hacker videos to my YT page. To this day I still have most of them unlisted. Here's one I just found from back in July of 2017 when SG was around:


    my hack-catching skills are beyond the point of repair but re-watching this video i dont think the guy was hacking LMAO
     
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  2. Vince

    Vince Donator

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    immediately received clout for this
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  3. Saul1337

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    YFIOTR Donator

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    Revolving door policy or something.....
    No drama posts! -Posts demotion threads-
     
  5. Netherr

    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Don't really have any photos of this but who remembers the time when everybody would congratulate each other when they got together with another community member
     
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  6. Saul1337

    Saul1337

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    That never happened to me, and I am glad it didn't.
    This was locked away in a dusty closet in my head but now that you mention it, it was very weird and cringy
     
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    TheMint Former Mod+ Donator

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    @safoya299 congrats
     
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    aveliss Staff Member Moderator

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    samm saint Donator

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    loved the lobby when itwas like this man
     
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    Heatdude Da Waffle Admin | Builds Things Staff Member Administrator

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    idk most of my old screenshots are gone but I'll always fondly remember being a 14-year-old getting publicly humiliated by a grown-ass man for not responding fast enough on skype. "Kitten daddy is getting VERY upset right now. Reply within 10 minutes or you're SUSPENDED." Good times, good times.
     
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    YFIOTR Donator

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    Whoa you got to be careful about making jokes related to being a bad staff member. That stuff can get you demoted.
     
  12. Xad

    Xad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  13. retirednow

    retirednow I'll be back sometimes to check in :) Donator

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    There was a brief time in my life when I thought staff got paid and this was how workplaces were ran

    I could not have possibly been more wrong
     
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    ''Under my regime, people must fear me and obey my every order Jerry. I am the head admin here, I sit here on my throne of 14 year old helpers anxiety with Willy sucking my left ball, and Xenon sucking my right female ball. Remember when Lila made a minor mistake on a report? Yeah, I destroyed her mentally by putting a line through her name in the server and making a short statement about it. She was mentally fucked, I love that thrill. She will come back to me, more submissive than ever. Why are you quivering Harry? Isn't this what you wanted, the perfect head-admin.
    I am literally an unstoppable force, it's like my adult brain is able to negatively impact young teens and make them submissive and scared to me only for the purpose of self gain and getting them to follow my every order. Now, if you will excuse me. I need to login to SecondLife and yell at people in my Furry sex club. Ciao ciao, I miss my daughter who I can no longer see irl''

    I once bravely spoke up in the staff meeting and said ''Staff on this server is a hobby, it's not a paid job! People must do their job, but can also just be online to play with friends or play games.''

    I was met with a fierce screetch from above

    ''THEY MUST OBEY MY RULES! This is treated as a job to ready them for the real world, my world! Staff is a very serious position, all of the players on our server must understand that staff is under my control and that they must work unrealistically hard for their position or promotions! Saul you fucking moron, there is a reason I don't talk to my wife or child anymore it's because I take this job very serious and because I dropped everything in my life to get here. I serve the two farters above me and I must please them by making the staff team an unbearable experience for those in the staff team, but also those looking in from the outside. Once you enter this place, you sign a contract that states you can't have any fun anymore on this server and that you are fully dedicated to monitoring the server HEATDUDE DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING!! REPLY ON SKYPE!!! and that if you do a good job that you will HELPER STOP MINI MODDING!! YOU'RE NOT MOD YET!!!!!! be promoted. Just like the real world!! Everyone should be thankful for me dedicating my life to help you slugs. Anyways, next in the agenda is uncomfortable situations between me and the staff and why you should not report them.''


    Over-exaggerating? Perhaps, truthful? You decide. I can go on for days, that must say something.
     
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    TheMint Former Mod+ Donator

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    You're the man LOL
     
  16. Smg

    Smg Retired | Also known as 'Phaithful' Donator

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    please tell me this is satire
     
  17. dinoceros

    dinoceros Donator

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    this is now officially a honorary "shit on daorack" thread
     
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    people thought pandacaity got promoted because her boyfriend at that time was a moderator.
     
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    TheDiamondPicks String.format("%d %s", 404, "Title not found") Donator

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  20. Saul1337

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    (answer is in the file name)
    I wish it was.jpg