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Davey, a moderator on the ItsJerryAndHarry, is well known in his circle of friends for being funny. Of course, this doesn't only apply to his friend group, he also displays this on the community he's a part of. This is an example of how Big Dave dunks with his hilarious threads. I first stumbled onto this thread casually browsing the ItsJerryAndHarry forums. I saw a thread made by him, and I was intrigued. What could be in this thread? At first, it just seemed like a cheap knockoff of his older thread, "confession," which was, according to Bitchfork, "the shite." However, I wouldn't let a book be judged by its cover. I casually clicked the first spoiler box reading "meme." Another box. Not thinking much into it, I clicked again. Another box. This was to be expected, as I had previously read Davey's "confession" as mentioned earlier. I clicked again, becoming more intrigued by what was to be beyond the boxes. Click. Another box. Click. Click. Click. Click. Holy hell, how many boxes did this motherfucker put in this thread?! Click. Another box. I was getting a little agitated. At this point, I wasn't even excited about what was to come. I just wanted to get through it. Click. Another box. Aye, far fuck sakes! How many boxes were in this goddamn thread! Click. Another box. That was the breaking point. I became so overcome with rage and anger that I threw my computer across the room. All I saw was red. I was tearing holes in the walls, lassoing my cat, amongst other atrocities. Foaming spewing out of my mouth, I ran through my musty apartment, no destination, no journey. Exhausted from my rage, I stood in the middle of my room. My knuckles were leaking blood like waterfalls. My stomach and chest were covered with the disgusting foam from my mouth. All I saw around me was destruction. I suddenly blacked out. I woke up in a space-like environment. No ground under me, no sky, just purples, blues, and stars off in the distance. I felt terrified. Had I been punished by God because of my rampage? Had I died? Where's my dad? All of a sudden, a cloaked, frightening figure nonchalantly walked towards me, his face clouded by darkness. He held a large, razor-sharp cane, his boney, skinless fingers grasping the wooden handle. My mind avoided the possibility, but I soon came to accept who I was facing. Death. He crept up to me, my eyes locked on him. I couldn't look away. This was it. I had died from a sperg rage. His boney body rattled as he whispered in my ear... "Oogity boogity boo!" I quickly awakened, slumped down in front of my computer, on the thread, the boxes still unopened. I had felt like this was a sign to keep going, perhaps by Death himself. Either continue or die. So I continued. Click Another bo-- Fuck it, fine. Click. "you may laugh now" I let out a quick "heh" and moved on... almost. But no, I couldn't move on. How could I? I just WATCHED DEATH come to me in something I can, at this point, only assume is some form of limbo. What, was I just supposed to let that go? Just look the other way and not tell anybody? And that's when I realized the genius of this thread. This thread isn't meant for a cheap laugh. It's supposed to take you on a psychedelic journey not ever experienced prior. This thread is the entrance to the afterlife. God made Davey, Sinatra, SivadTheSquid himself to plant this seed at this exact time, at this exact moment, at this exact day. I was just the first to discover it. And then I remembered Davey's confession. Wait... Oh, fuck. God is dead. Davey killed him long ago. Oh my fucking God (badumtiss), we've been jebaited! We've been hoodwinked! We've been zonked! It's all a lie! There is no heaven! THERE'S ONLY HELL! DAVEY'S FUNNELING HUMANITY STRAIGHT INTO THE FUCKING ETERNAL FLAMES! Ah, well, that's quite unfortunate. Anyway, 10/10 meme. Big funny. Funky monkey. Almost as hilarious as calling somebody a simp. Or a boomer. Hilarious. Just lol.
