Free University in Germany

If I had to study internationally it would rather be Canada Australia or Israel why Australia because I find Brisbane to be like the Houston of queensland but since it's an Anglo country and it's expensive and their visa $240 for a visa no way why Canada good prime minister need kinder eggs to eat and I can't get them in the States but even though less expensive than Australia Canada is still expensive but they are more welcoming to immigrants than America why Israel I'm Jewish but I need a certification from a rabbi to move to Israel and get israeli citizenship but if I did I would study in Jerusalem or Tel Aviv and the Israeli women are so fine I would study in Israel but I need something to prove I'm jewish Germany is nice but I can't speak German and I don't wanna learn German or study at a German University I rather learn hebrew and if your Jewish the Israeli government will pay for your tuition

 

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