i need to get this out there.

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  1. Costellon

    Costellon professional Boy Donator

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    my life is over.

    today my town had a show, i went alone seen as nobody wanted to come with me. its safe considering im in a tiny country town.
    anyway i found some of my brothers friends playing basketball outside of the local school, they asked me to join them and i did.
    4 or so kids were hanging out by the skate park which is opposite the basketball court, i recognized them. they were the kids that were vandalizing the area and were pretty much up to no good. they're assholes.

    i was playing for about 20 minutes when the assholes swept up from behind and pushed me over. i landed flat on my face and blacked out for what must have been only about 5 seconds. they walked around me while i was on the floor and started picking on one of the other kids, so i got up and punched him square in the nose.
    you'd think it wouldn't do much damage like in the movies but his nose literally exploded.
    turns out one of them recorded the entire thing, but cut out the part of them abusing us.

    they sent it to the queensland police and they posted it on their website. see for yourself.
    anyway, my mum saw it and she got scared shitless, she thought that we'd be targeted now.

    she told me that i had to move with my aunt and uncle in bel air.
     
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  2. noahnoobfax

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    major deja vu but idk why tbh
    were you born and raised in West Philadelphia?
     
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    That really sucks, and again I told this to kids multiple times, think before you act, even if someone hurt you or bully you, just let your anger aside and leave it to karma and if not you’ll get your revenge in the future but if both doesn’t happen you get good deeds infront of god for forgiving them and something good will happen to you for sure. (if any atheists are reading this and trying to say something don’t. idc if you agree or not) just think before you do something.
     
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  4. Miner

    Miner Retired 5-Year Veteran Donator

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    i'm guessing you're not familiar with fresh prince of bel air?
     
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    Can I get a link to the video, I'm bored.
     
  6. vipa

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    Now this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."


    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

    First class, yo, this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmm, this might be alright.

    But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
    Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
    – "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air




    I sense a new copypasta
     
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    oh yes I know this movie/story or show I heard its song before I guess I forgot about it or something
     
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  8. vipa

    vipa the hornace of death Donator

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    As I posted above, it's a remix of the song, Fresh Prince of Bel Air
     
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  9. PopeUrbanII

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    it's a joke lol
    it's based off this:


    nice shit post btw
     
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  10. ItsHarry

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    So is it a shitpost or not? If not, please send link to video lol
     
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  11. vipa

    vipa the hornace of death Donator

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    It's definitely a shitpost
     
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    ZeusV Former Moderator Donator

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    still send the video link
     
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  13. vipa

    vipa the hornace of death Donator

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    It's a fake. This is a pretty well done shitpost meant to spin and imply off the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
     
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    ZeusV Former Moderator Donator

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    darn shitposts
     
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  15. Costellon

    Costellon professional Boy Donator

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    you'll never know

    EDIT: wait what do you mean by video? what video
     
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  17. Costellon

    Costellon professional Boy Donator

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    ah, sure.
     
  18. PopeUrbanII

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    He was joking to make it seem more legit, he never knew we would uncover his shit post.
     
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    what a shitty shitpost
     
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