Fill in the blank.

In this game you have to write a sentence with a blank somewhere in it. It's up to the next person to fill in the blank, and then write a sentence of their own and so on and so forth.
Bold, underline, or italicize what you replace the blank with.

Example of how the game works:

It's kinda like mad libs I guess. You can be funny or you can come up with something that makes sense. Up to you really.

Anyways, I'll get us started.

I've always wondered what was inside _______. Guess I'll never know.

 

I've always wondered what was inside the box. Guess I'll never know.
Was the ___ that I found really that important?

 

Was the Paris Peace Accords (treaty that ended the Vietnam war) that I found really that important?
Why does my dad _________?

 

Why does my dad drink so much?
I'm so ___________ ______________

 

I'm so awesomely awesome
Son: Mommy, why is that man outside our house?
Mom: Hunny, he's only trying to ______ me.

 

Son: Mommy, why is that man outside our house?
Mom: Hunny, he's only trying to seduce me.

For the low low cost of 19.99$, you too can _______!

 

For the low low cost of 19.99$, you too can become a functioning member of society!

Now now, little Timmy, no more ____ for you!

 

Now now, little Timmy, no more ItsJerryAndHarry videos for you!

Will _____ ever stop?

 

Will this ever stop?
I guess it's one to go to bed now! Don't do ___ with anyone! Goodnight!!

 

I guess it's one to go to bed now! Don't do cocaine with anyone! Good night!!

Why do I keep on _____ with my friends.

 

Why do I keep on drinking with my friends?

Have you ever _____ in the shower and watched the water ______ it?

(I'm special, I do two)

@Syrian

 

Have you ever smoked in the shower and watched the water extinguish it?

Mummy! Why is that woman ____________?

 

Mummy! Why is that woman using the urinal?

I took a stranger's advice and ________. That's a mistake I won't make again...

 

I took a stranger's advice and smoked some pot. That's a mistake I won't make again...

You spend too much time with ___________, go outside and ride a bike or something.

 

You spend too much time with your crippling self hatred, go outside and ride a bike or something.

All I see is darkness. Darkness and ___________.

 

All I see is darkness. Darkness and butts.

Mom: "[Your name] what are you doing on your computer?!?"
You: "Uhh just ________"

 

Mom: "John what are you doing on your computer?!?"
You: "Uhh just watching some North Korean propaganda"

I really want to try ________ with my boyfriend.

 

I really wanna try drugs with my boyfriend!

Why am I still here on the ________?

Disclaimer: Don't do drugs kids!

 

Why am I still here on the earth?

My dad always ____ me before bed and it hurts.

 

My dad always pinches my cheeks and then looks at me before bed and it hurts

I really want to _____ on my bed