The GOJH

The Geocentrist Organization of J&H



Hello! We are the Geocentrist Organization of J&H. Our job is to promote geocentrism and flat earthism through out the server. We believe that the Earth is flat with giant ice mountains on the rims of the Earth. We are also the enter of the universe, with everything orbiting around us (hence why there is life on this planet). The reason the Sun exists is to provide light for us, and will never go away. The disc Earth is constantly rising at a speed of 9.81 m/s squared. You may be asking, if everything is orbiting us, then why are there eclipses? Well my friend, those are holograms produced by NASA. NASA is an evil organization that tries to convince people that climate change is real and the Earth is a sphere. They project holograms do try to convince people the Earth is a sphere. Also, age does not exist. The Sun orbits the Earth, meaning there are no years. The god of Earth has chosen me to deliver this information to you, hence why I am the Messiah. If you want to join our cause, fill out this application below, or don't.

Your username:

Are you a geocentrist?

Do you feel oppressed?

Is NASA a lie?

Are you loyal to the GOJH?

Thank you for taking the time to read the truth, I hope you have a nice day.
picture for logo: https://wiki.tfes.org/images/thumb/...ty_Logo.png/300px-Flat_Earth_Society_Logo.png

 

Thank you so much: I thought the entire planet had been brainwashed, but I see now that there is in fact another that escaped their mind tricks. Especially on this day, of all days, with NASA's plan to further cement their lies into the populace with the "eclipse." If we weren't already brainwashed, nobody would fall for that trick of "taking away the sun." Thank you for your hard work; God bless!

 

Don't want to be the buzzkill here, but I don't feel like we need an organization that promotes geocentrism in a Minecraft server.

 

yes we do
(I see what you did there, I'm sorry your feelings were hurt :( )

 

Your username: ButtFartSmellyPoopFacePieIsGood

Are you a geocentrist? Nope

Do you feel oppressed? wat

Is NASA a lie? Nope, they tell only truth about spacey

Are you loyal to the GOJH? What is this about again?

 

Welcome to the GOJH!

 

shit no, i no join i joke only pls yoda is real

 

Stop believing the NASA lies.

 

:<

 

I thought GOJH was Game of J&H...u know, like game of thrones

 

-Sigh-

 

more NASA lies

 

sorry sir we are a family friendly server

 

How bored do you have to be to change your usernames with friends to evil fascist/communist leaders and start a flat earth group on a Minecraft server?

 

Pretty fucking bored.

 

Wait, is this ironic or serious?

 

Only you can answer that

 

help me

 

no

 

Prove earth is flat bb