Have you ever said/did something you immediately regretted? I thought I would share something I did (by accident), then wish I had just shut up at the start. Some friends and I were having a heated discussion about how something would be sexual or not during our lunch break at school (it was quite interesting, actually). One of them who wasn't taking much part in out conversation stated she doesn't really expose herself to the 'adult' enterprises, and followed by declaring she didn't understand most of what we were saying. This is where I had a moment. I meant to say 'You innocent soul. I feel so good for you." The word "for" didn't make it off my tongue, so instead: "You innocent soul. I feel so good on you." Trying to recover (everyone else just realized what I said): "I feel so good in you." Everyone laughed in confusion and some disgust, and I finally was able to say "for you". I apologized, and the incident has never come up again. But it'll only be a matter of time...
