TreeKillerMan

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club of me

godsneed you! fat redditor

i could not have hated that band any more… like them and Tortoise i fuckin loathed, despised those bands. Lift Yr. Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven! in the most basic shit ever. like yeah, let's do a fucking marching endless crescendo. uh god. just no fucking thought to that music. it's the most fuckin banal shit ever. and then you go and wrap it in like pseudo-political food-not-bombs bullshit? like get that fucking crap out of my music! i just want to fuckin look at like dead trees, okay? like i’m all set. i’m pretty sure you don’t have the world figured out.

aren't i so FUCKING profound?​

The bottom line is that I am stupid... I am imbecelic and ignorant. Any reeeal thinker wouldn't even think twice about wiping their ass with these boring, american, 20 something, retarded ideas. So here it is you guttless paltroons. You wailing sacks... Rock N' Roll and all her bastard grandchildren suck... They are terrible... They are banalities... BANALITIES... Can I ever stress it enough... Ever... Ever... Ever... Ever.. I'm not crashing anyones party, I'm fucking retarded. RETARDED. Do you read me asshole, RETARDED... But not as retarded as fucking hip-hop... Oooohhhh, and thats just the start... Two minutes... No. No. No. precisely five minutes or so of exposure (like radiation exposure, only WORSE) sickens me beyond my comprehension to speak... IT sickens me so unbelievably much I want to scrape at my eyes and genitals... ME. ME. ME. I don't give a fuck about you asshole. I don't want to come to your party and I don't care what bands you like either (All Night Radio, The Like, Siouxsie &The Banshees, The Cure, Joy Division, [fucking "Joy Division", everyone likes "Joy Division," why don't you get a fucking sign that says I"'m a mindlesss, mindless pea-brained fuck!" instead of liking Joy Division, it would accomplish the samew thing.] My Bloody Valentine, Helio Sequence, Vietnam, Dead Meadow, Roxy Music, Nick Drake, Ariel Pink, R. Stevie Moore, The Space Lady, John Maus, The Beach Boys, talking heads, esg, the clash, pixies, the streets, happy mondays, Kylie Minogue, eno, the chameleons, nofx, john lennon, yoko ono, velvet underground, BEYONCE, a certain ratio, dirty little secret, can, Le Tigre, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, virgin killer, etc. etc. etc. STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!

Are you mindless fucks so dizzied and worn down by the blah, bland, bromidic, clichéd, common, conventional, corn, corn-fed, cornball, corny, dull, everyday, flat, hackneyed, ho-hum, hokey, hokum, humdrum, insipid, no place, nothing, nowhere, old hat, ordinary, pablum, pedestrian, platitudinous, square, stale, stereotyped, stock, stupid, tired, tripe, trite, unimaginative, unoriginal, vapid, watery, wishy-washy nonsense which is popular music that it doesn't nauseate you?? Think aboutClassic Rock radio stations, I mean, I understand anybody whose probably reading this identifies with the list of (primarly) pseudo individual garbage above, and at best, perhaps "Ironically" likes Queen or Tom Petty or something like that... Those stations make me sick when I hear them... SICK... The same tired songs over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again..​