post a pixturee of yourself

Oopsies c;

 

Okay... lol

 

There's a 13 year old guy I know with a beard

 

Right as I was eating dinner Chase, right as I was eating dinner goddammit!
You just have to cringe me and many others out so much, don;t you. You cringed me so much I lost my appetite, I mean I was eating two godlike burgers. They were the perfect shape, on the perfect bun with the perfect amount of taste. I mean these burgers, you should have seen them.. They were beautiful. You should have seen it, it was insane. They were made out of good quality meat, I prepared them for days. I rubbed all the with a secret ingrident so they would be extra tasty, they evensemlled good. You could put your nose in it, and breath it in.. But I had to trade these burgers in for the amount that you make the forums cringe. Honest opinion, I don;t even think you know how to say hello to real girls, the one that walk around in real life. I once said Hello to @Arthurr in real life, probably the hottest girl in lighutnaia. And I didn;t even flinch, I bet you would team up with the Russians in this situation. Please stop, stop posting. This is my comment, my time is now. You can;t see me, my time is now.

 

now i'm hungry god dammit saul

 

I'm crying

 

He said "dayum."

Are you gonna post stuff like this every time someone says hot cause that's exactly what it means. If so you should prepare 50 more stories about regurgitating your lunch.

 

oh, i have some lunch stories don;t worry man.

 

Dayyuum, I wish I was your daddy

 

He just said two of chases words in that sentence. Saul go out on him

 

Once I was eating lunch at school, well lunch.. you couldn;t really call it lunch. It was a bag of potato chips at school that cost 50 cents, it was all I had that day. I was late and had to leave in a hurry so I didn;t have time to make lunch or breakfast for myself. And you need to know something, when I don;t eat breakfast.. well shit goes hungry. So finally, break time off to get my bag of potato chips that I need to use to feed myself all day. I bought the bag and now I am as poor as @Chase_16757 his flirting skills, I open the bag and suddenly I realize.. Somewhere out there there is a YFIOTR that wants to be my daddy. My bag of chips falls on the ground and they go everywhere, all the plebs in my school get on all fours and eatthem right from the ground like the animals they are. I fall to my knees crying, with a strange pain in my back. I have been stabbed, stabbed by the disgusting fact that I know that you want to be my daddy. I started bleeding from my mouth and eyes, people started to notice and called the medics. They yelled : JOHNSON!! JOHNSON!! GET A FKNIMEDIC IN HERE DAMMIT!! My teacher grabbed my hand and said it would be oke, that I was going to make it. But I didn;t as my fear of YFIOTR, triple unregistered sex offender has come true.
Saul is kill, no.

 

Two* dayuum kid learn how to spell. Hell fuckin no I would be your daddy

 

Umm look in the sentence two is there lol

 

You fricken revised it right before I posted. Sneaky boi

 

"She's hot, "says the man.

"Please, she's beautiful. She's a person not a cup of tea," says the other.

 

Oh my god I smiled



I'm rly excited for Christmas okay

 

you should smile more, it makes you look more perfect

 

Spoiler: :/

❤
Last night ;). Ignore the toast, thank you.
Removing soon