My ELA Teacher be like.

My ELA Teacher Be Like:

Me: Teacher, may I use the restroom
Teacher: I don't know, CAN you.
My Thoughts: Of course you dumbass, do you think I can't hold myself.
Me: MAY I use the bathroom.
Teacher: No.
My Thoughts: Fuck you.

 

Word.

and also:
Me: Can I go to then bathroom?
Teacher: Why didn't you go during passing period?
Me: Cuz I didn't to be late.
Teacher: It's ok if you're a little late if you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't go right now.
(Next day goes before class, same teacher)
Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: I had to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Next time, come to class then ask me to go. Now you have a tardy.

 

Same!

 

HaHa

 

All right want to know why?

Teacher: Class where are your dragon keeper booklets
Class: We did not know we had to bring them
Teacher: I don't care you should have brought them.
(This booklet is quite a heavy one)
Class: But Ms we were working on dragon keeper last term.
Teacher: Okay I will let you of without a warning all of you go one by one to your lockers and get them.
Me: Ms can I got get mine?
Teacher: You are one of the most un-organized people ever your getting an official warning.
(An official warning is a huge deal. It just a few steps away from suspensions)
Me thinking: WTF BITCH YOU CANT DO THAN EVERYONE ELSE FORGOT THEIRS AND YOUR PUNISHING ME???!?!?1?!)
(This is when my attitude kicks in)
Me: But Ms everyone else forgot there work. Why do I get the warning.
Teacher: Because I also had to give you one for talking BEFORE CLASS
Me: Miss you already gave me one for that ._.
Teacher: I don't care I'm the teacher and I will predict you will be talking again.

This teacher is the devil Okay. We are allowed to talk before class when the teacher comes in.

 

Half of the things that you guys are talking about have happened to me so much. i freaking hate school.
teachers are the root of all evil

 

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Wait untill half of the period is over
Tick tock
Me: Can I go now?
Teacher wait untill the period ends its about to end.
Me: Can I go now
BIIIIIING
BELLL
Me: Fuck you

 

lol

Overdue classwork?
'Ok class people who haven't done get an extra 3 lessons to work on it'

Need to go to the bathroom?
'Ok let me just sign your diary'
(Even 20 mins before class end)

You also don't have to work.
The teachers don't care.
You just fail the year if you don't.

 

I've gotten suspended from this school 11 times.

 

xD

 

In first grade:

During a test:

Me: I have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Is it an emergency
Me: Yes.
Teacher: Wait untill the test is over.
Me: Oke


After the test we go home.
I tell my mom what happened
She wrote a note saying "Yo, let my kid go to the bathroom" in a formal way. Then my teacher says: But you said it wasn't an emergency. I would've left you go.

 

Me: Can I make a phone call?
T: Why?
M: So I can call my parents.
T: To stay after school, or...
M: Yes, to stay after school. (But as polite as possible)
T: (real name here), attitude. *pause* go.

Attitude? ;-; so embarassed.

 

Word, and it still happens now is 8th grade,