Blender help

I was going to make a smoothie and the blender did not work and I couldn't make my smoothie :( . I put everything in it like banana sugar and milk. And when I started the blender it did not blend :( .
Please help I disconnect it and reconnected it and still never worked so, my smoothie was never made :(
I think my blender broke

 

Buy a new one

 

But they cost to much and I don't have a ride :(

 

Assuming that you made this thread after Zye's thread, because I thought the same when I read her thread. I was like: why would you need help with your blender. Turned out to be something else.

Anyway, do you really need help, or can I move this to off-topic?

 

Do I really need to answere that :P

 

Moved :p

 

[Apple Support]
Have you tried to turn it on and off again?

 

It's useless- put the blender in a larger blender! :P

 

Answer:
-Get a wood plank
-Get a glass
-Get a Hammer
-Beat up the banana on the wood plank
-Add sugar
-Put the beaten up banana into the glass
-Add milk
Done have fun !!

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That one sucks :O