Somewhere out there ... a duck is watching ... Watching us all

Ducks are evil ...
Here is an photo where i chaced an duck preparing to kill :

The sience people say the ducks can grow up to 20 feet and like squashing people , and they are more dangerous than zombies ..

Here the duck are harrasing my camera left outside

Also , i have an proof that ducks are watching me to :

Ducks are watching , stalking preparing to kill the world . Also , ducks can hack your friend's account on facebook and harrasing you with candy crush invitation

People don't realy care about this iminent dangerous danger

We got to prepare for duck's attack ... it can happen anywhere , anytime
Ducks also can transform in people and specialy in little cute girls


Do you have any plans anti-ducks ? tell us . If you do not have any plans anti-ducks , you are fucked .

 

@DurpehDuckiee

 

Ohhh nooo, I'm so scared!!!11! 1!

 

Be my friend ... be scared ..

 

!!11!! 1one!

 

I blame durpeh
get the shot gun
I have a duck to kill c:

 

Ducks aren't real like Santa. I'm old enough to know that… Gosh, do you think I'm that stupid?

 

Uh..

Well kind-
No your smart as fuck! Even I didn't know that

 

Anatidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you
@DurpehDuckiee >.>

 

It's not duck season. :c
@dmudstheaddict

 

too bad.

 

Get Elmer Fudd.

 

Im making a giant group of ducks irl, i said to them they have to attack people, *calls ducks* > : D

 

Oh.

 

Ducks specialy atacks when no one is thinking ..