Near Death Experiences!

I got bitten by a dangerous scorpion

Hurr

 

I almost got hit by a car, and almost fell of a cliff.

 

poisoned self twice as a 6 year-old.

 

When I was young, I used to climb some really big trees with my friend...
One day, we found a really REALLY big tree... it took us like 3 hours to climb it.
And then I fell...

 

•nearly got hit by a car ( twice ;-; )
• Near suicidal experience @Enderbrine2_0 *brofist*
•nearly died during my sleep ( it was scary like shiet, I was sweating like heck eventhough I turned on my air conditioner )
• Nearly suffocated because of my cough ( I have athma and it happened when I was 4 )
• Nearly suffocated during my birth ( does that even count xD )

 

When i was driving my car, and everything was fine, after a while,
suddenly a tire has broke up and gone away and my car was drifting like hell xD while i was driving so fast,
but so lucky I was able to control the car, Umg it was so close. ;-;

 

*brofist*

 

- Got hit by a car (Didn't die)
- My 140kg friend fell on me (Still didn't die)
- Sleeping paralysis (Like @Paarthurnax31)
- My friend's house ceiling nearly squashed me (Roof was flooded with water)
- Nearly got burnt (School was on fire and nobody noticed till the alarm actually worked)
- Fell off a tree (I'm fine!)
- Pet scorpion nearly stung me.

 

- When I was little I had a seizure. It was pretty bad but I don't remember most of it because I was little lol..
- I've almost got hit by a car
- Lost my breath for like 2 minutes while trying my back tuck..

 

The 101 Things snarfy almost died from.

Chapter 1:

1. Almost got smooshed by a car.

2. Snowboarding.

3. Skateboarding.

4. Almost drowned when I was about 6.

5. Fell out of a tree twice. (one of them I landed on a small stump and got skewered)

6. Tipped the golf cart over.

7. And I almost got killed by a dog.

that's it so far.

 

I ate too much Playdoh...
It tasted so guud doe

 

I was born with cancer, does that count?

 

1. Breathing into a plastic bag.
2. My sister was chasing me on the Golf Kart, then I jumped out and my head hit the Ground, then I knew the Golf Kart was coming to my head.
3. While I was eating food got stuck in my throat.

 

almost died for being too sexy

 

here are a few cuz Im too lazy to write them all,

• Getting run over by a car (almost) a good 3 times
• When I was 3 I almost touched a 500 volts thing
• Almost drank diesel once
• Almost drowned once

thats just a few

here are my-brothers (he's disabled),

• Not being able to breathe for himself for about half an hour
• He ate some legos at his mums
• He almost tipped over his wheelchair and landed on the road

Some more, but cant be bothered to write em

 

When I was young I almost had a meningitis and a almost got hit by a car, but that's it.

 

I almost drowned.
Sleeping paralysis.

 

When I was like 4 I fell off this massive cliff and had to grab on to the side of the mountain i think i pooped myself
And i got a really big bite from some random dog

 

When I was born..
You see, after I was born I didn't cry like all other babies do,
The doctor started shaking me and then I turned blue because I couldn't breathe...
Let's just say my parents almost fainted

I broke my arm the way you'll regret hearing.

 

When I was three I was throwing a dime into the air and swallowed it.
Albert Einstein