post a pixturee of yourself

Me demonstrating how to deal with annoying people who ride to close to you
(a deadly projectile flies out and kills the drivers wife and kids first before crashing them and leaving me (and my mc donalds:large fries, 9 chicken nuggets (or 20 lol(depending on how much money my mom gives me)) and a drink) completely unharmed)
(AND YES, THOSE ARE MY NEW SHOES)

 

hello besties
i’m back and with tattoos

Spoiler: (:

 

thanks!! probably pink + white tbh ! (:

 

me and @dinoceros at taco bell. (it was closed)

 

me and @teitan at Zaxby's! (it was opened)

 

You two are awesome

 

Crankin the fattest pentatonic solo in the North West

 

im high asf but i dyed my hair guys

 

can I have a spawn plot??????????

 

prom

 

''Agent Soap, reporting in. Going into the glitch zone, see you under the map''

 

god damn

 

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

 

im in shock
more please i beg