1. Muffin_Mobber

    Muffin_Mobber Reality Surfer Donator

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    This thread is for jokes of all kinds: long, short, dad, blond, knock-knock, and more.
    Be careful to ensure that the jokes you post aren't incredibly offensive, but if they are, we will remove them.
    The only rule is that it has to stay within the confines of the server rules.
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    With that said, be brave. Many jokes will fall flat. Some will rise up. This should be a place to mindlessly inhale humor of all sorts.
    I'll begin.

    Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people.
    Then it exploded.
     
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  2. Trevor

    Trevor Donator

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    Waking up is only the 2nd hardest thing in the morning
     
  3. Muffin_Mobber

    Muffin_Mobber Reality Surfer Donator

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    Perfect.
     
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  4. Trevor

    Trevor Donator

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    Yes indeed.
    Do you get it?
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    I have two legs, but they only touch the ground while I'm at rest. What am I?
    Green but not a lizard, white without being snow, and bearded without being a man.
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  5. Chilla

    Chilla cat lover

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    your mom
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  6. Mxrk

    Mxrk The Nice Guy Donator

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    [​IMG]

    I don't know why I posted that, but it's what I thought of just now.
     
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  7. Potato_Gamez

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    -thinks over life decisions-
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  8. grotesque

    grotesque aw hell no Donator

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  9. Bruhtrash

    Bruhtrash 100% FC!!! Donator

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    not sure why exactly I laughed at this
     
  10. Trevor

    Trevor Donator

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    I have seen this picture SOOO many times but I still laugh at it
     
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  11. ItzLilac

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    I tried to think of a joke but I'm terrible at telling them, so nope. I'll just watch the replies of this thread instead xD
     
  12. sool

    sool ‎ ‎ Donator

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    yo mama
    budum tss
    kill me
     
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  13. MC_Scout

    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    This year I am only watching videos in 1080p or higher. It's my new year resolution.
     
  14. witchchick128

    witchchick128 Amity Blight Donator

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    ...No.

    My humour is the equivalent of dipping your nuts in a nuclear reactor.
    I'm not even gonna try.
     
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  15. Davey

    Davey Staff Member Moderator

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    the only people who even slightly understand this joke don't use the forums but i'll leave it here in case anyone wants to figure it out
     
  16. Mxrk

    Mxrk The Nice Guy Donator

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    Here is my Joke,
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    Only Cool People know this joke.

    jk love you bro
     
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  17. sool

    sool ‎ ‎ Donator

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    I got my thingy stuck in the toaster
     
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