You're now a Florida man. To find out what weird thing you did, take the first letter of your first name to find out which fill-in-the-blank statement it corresponds to in the first spoiler, and the 'blank' is found in the second spoiler using the first letter of your last name. Spoiler: Fill in the blank statement (First letter of your name) A - Robbed a bank with ______ B - Attempted to beat a man using ________ C - Stole ______ from a McDonalds D - Caused forest fire after throwing ______ E - Broke into abandoned mansion with _______ F - Raped individual with _______ G - Ate ______ for "religious reasons" H - Fed (a) _____ to starving child I - Threw ______ into swimming pool in attempt to "rule the city" J - Drunkenly rid his segway on a motorway because "________ told him to" K - Threw _____ at man because he looked at him funny L - Jumped out of plane in attempt to meet _____ M - Burned ______ in attempt to overthrow the Communist regime of North Korea N - Florida man throws 1,000,000 ______s at Hurricane Irma in attempt to stop it from advancing O - Broke into a prison only using the power of ________ P - Assaulted girlfriend with ________ Q - peepee poopoo _____ R - Dies on quest to retrieve ____ in West Transylvania S - Demanded border officials let Florida man through with ______ as a passport T - Florida man politely asks police officer for ______ because he smoked cocaine U - Attempted to burn down house with ______ V - Stole BMW after being told he can't buy one using _______ W - Attempted to "practise karate" on _____ in public zoo X - Danced in fire in attempt to appease ______ Y - Asks for public help to locate his 18-inch ______ Z - Stole 18,515 pigeons to eat with _____ due to culture Spoiler: Object (First letter of your last name) A - banana B - children C - fried chicken D - rice E - capri-sun F - bowl of holy water G - horse H - bowl of pasta sauce I - french fry/fries J - mother russia K - flamingo L - apple M - ballistic missile N - swan O - mickey mouse teddybear P - ice cube Q - basketball R - bottle(s) of vodka S - penis T - john travolta U - stinging ray V - molotov cocktail W - doggo X - aight now who has a surname beginning with 'x' like Y - jack-o-lantern Z - chicken Me? Well, I stole 18,515 pigeons to eat with a bowl of pasta sauce due to cultural reasons. What did YOU do?
Stole BMW after being told he can't buy one using molotov cocktail :c i can feel myself being this florida man
Florida man consecutively robs 13 gas stations armed with a banana as a weapon. That or, Florida man arrested for attempting to leave his pet alligator in a handicap spot at a Walmart. (I didn't read the name thing at the top until after posting this) - Burned apple in attempt to overthrow the Communist regime of North Korea Im also excited for anyone who has the initials B.S
So I die on a quest because I retrieved a bowl of pasta sauce from West Transylvania. It seems that even this game knows what I love. Also, why am I always the one to die? :C