Weird thoughts you had as a child

Share some of the strange things you thought you were true when you were a minor.

Spoiler: My answer

I used to think there was an old man secretly living in my closet because at night I would here stuff like doors opening and closing probably caused by the flat above me.

 

I used to stay at my grandparents a lot when I was younger and their fridge had an ice machine (mine at home didnt) and I never knew what the noise was so I always thought there was someone doing things in the house.

 

i once thought the world was ending when i was around 5 or 6, no reason why, i just thought it was

 

santa.

 

I used to think everything was a conspiracy. People are all spies. Shit like that. I don't know where i got those thoughts from, I just randomly thought everyone was getting information off people, secretly.

 

Oh my, Santa Claus is real. :)

 

While i was falling down and if i had a chair, if i stood up from the chair when i was almost hitting the ground would i not break my bones / damage my self from the fall


I need to try it now that i said it

 

This is so stupid:
-I thought 2012 will happen, I was scared to death back then
-For the first time I learn some history of my country, I thought every Dutch people are evil

omg

 

I'm not a christian, but I thought that Santa Claus can appear into my house suddenly, and then leave the presents.
I've wrote letters to Santa Claus until I was about 10 years old.

 

I thought the drain in pools would suck you in them. LMAO!

 

Dutch people are evil though.
After watching Toy Story I thought my toys were alive and I wanted to set up a camera in my room to catch them moving.
I'll add to this if I remember any lol

 

The chain message "curse" obviously I figured out later in life that it was fake

 

i used to think the monsters would come out at night. i still think that right now.

 

i used to think live-action films were drawn
facepalm

 

Yes, we Dutch people are very evil. Prepare for trouble and make it double!

Anyways, I always used to think that when you pulled your blanket over yourself, you'd be safe from any ghosts and monsters.
Wait... I still think that. ;(

 

I used to think that Santa Claus wasn't real.

Then I met my dad

 

Prob because of the 2012 hoax everyone was shitting about.

I used to think that I was weird because I acted different then anyone. Oh and I thought that there was a monster under my bed daily lel.

 

thought i could fly with effort

 

I thought America was cool and like the best.

But nvm!!!