Unfortunately:Fortunately

The game works like this:

The owner of the thread (me) makes a sentence that is neutral.
The next person that comments has to say something negative about the sentence, starting with " UNFORTUNATELY. " ​

The next person to comment after that has to comment starting with "FORTUNATELY."
And so on.

[Rules]

• You can't change up the previous event. An example:​

Comment 1: The barbecue blew up.
Comment 2: My friend made sausages on the BBQ.​

• You can't directly kill anyone, including the main character.

An example of how to play:​

Comment 1: Bob was about to tie his shoelaces.
Comment 2: Unfortunately, he realized his shoelaces were tiny snakes.​

Comment 3: Fortunately, he didn't touch the snakes.

I will start the game.
Bob went to the stores to buy some food..​

 

Unfortunately, Bob found out that they were closed.

 

Fortunately, he works at the store.

 

Unfortunately for Bob breaking into a store is illegal and he got arrested immediately by police.

 

Fortunately, he was announced not guilty as he worked at the store and was allowed to go in.

 

Unfortunately the store was out of food.

 

Fortunately, they had Red Bull.

 

Unfortunately, the Red Bull can was only for [Legend] rank or higher.

 

Fortunately, this isn't Minecraft.

 

Unfortunately, we can't punch trees.

 

Fortunately, Bob didn't have to punch trees.

 

Unfortunately, Bob has a punching-tree disorder.

 

Fortunately, Bob dosent know how to punch

 

Unfortunately, Bob knows how to kick.

 

Fortunately, he does not have legs

 

Unfortunately, he is a mechanic and a technician and can build his own legs.

 

Fortunately, he was out of the supplies to make his own legs.
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Unfortunately, the store sells free supplies and metal right in front of the door.

 

Fortunately, he could not get into the store for he had no legs

 

Unfortunately, there were several other stores of the same kind with disability entrances