The Ultimate Guide to Building in Minecraft

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  1. ANumber2Pencil

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    Hey guys, so being that I'm an amateur builder on here, I thought it was reasonable to help out you peasants when it comes to building. So with that I bring you my,

    Ultimate Guide To Building in Minecraft : #1

    This will just be a step by step tutorial because you guys are to stupid to build something otherwise.

    Step 1.) Open up a new minecraft world

    Step 2.) Make a 3x3x3 dirt cube for a house

    Step 3.) Realize how much you suck at building

    Step 4.) Open Google

    Step 5.) Search "Most amazing minecraft build ever download" or something along those lines

    Step 6.) Find a really cool minecraft build with a download link

    Step 7.) Download the map

    Step 8.) Drag the map files into your minecraft folder

    Step 9.) Open up the new world you just downloaded and take screenshots of the amazing build

    Step 10.) Claim the build is yours, and if anyone doubts you just tell them to stop bring racist

    Alright, thanks you! Hope this helps.

    (Btw this thread is completely satire and wasn't direct towards anyone person or group in the community)
     
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    I'll try it today ty