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  1. TheFriendlyStranger

    TheFriendlyStranger *~Professional Jude Harley~*

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    The title is self-explanatory, honestly. I'll go first;
    What do you call a horse's best character in Smash?


    Their MANE.


    have fun
     
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    Blocky_Cake11 CAKE | Bigbang is VIP | 2NE1 FOUREVER Donator

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    My Life is a Joke.... #overusedjoke2k16
     
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    PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
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  4. KaiserVenom

    KaiserVenom Veteran Donator

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    Hammers are red.
    Sickles are blue.
    In Soviet Russia, poem wright you.


    @ImMattShadows

    I planted a tree in Wisconsin yesterday...
    I guess you can say the tree was... Leafy.

    Venom's terrible puns are terrible :p
     
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    If my mixtape is fire.. I guess you can say.. it's lit. @Robert
    Okay, I see the door. Time for me to exit through it.
     
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    One Strawberry says to another Strawberry at the club, "This is my JAM"
     
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    1024x2 bye Donator

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    2 fish are in a fish tank. 1 says to the another, "How do you drive this thing?"
     
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    Darkstorm77 Moderator | Mental Instability's Manifestation Staff Member Moderator

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    I ATE MY COMPUTER.
     
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    JasperPro99 Email for friends: thatsecondroid@gmail.com

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    Batman vs Superman
     
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    JWD Justin // JWD Donator

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    What did the door say to the guy?

    Nothing. Doors don't talk.
     
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    idontusethis Donator

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    What do you call a cat disaster??? a CATastrophe. My humor is awful puns I apologize
     
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    JWD Justin // JWD Donator

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    _ItsMayDay Smol Blueberry Pun Skele 4 Life Donator

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    Mocosloco forehead is brown egg

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    "i'm bisexual, dad"
    so you're into guys, right?
    and girls?
    "yes"
    and if you don't find a partner, are you on standbi?
    "did you just-"
     
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    Whizzer Wild Blue Yonder! USAFA Donator

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    YOU HAD TO DO THAT DURING SCIENCE, DIDN'T YOU
     
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    _ItsMayDay Smol Blueberry Pun Skele 4 Life Donator

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    Yassssss.
     
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    ItsAril A Person

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    AAAAAAAAAAAA
     
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    FlamingFlames Professional Thot Donator

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    "I wouldn't mind living on a poultry, just to see your cock everyday."

    Pardon my language.
     
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    JasperPro99 Email for friends: thatsecondroid@gmail.com

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    Lol
     
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