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    Minecraft is a sandbox video game originally created by Markus "Notch" Persson, maintained by Mojang AB, and part of Microsoft Studios. It is heavily inspired by Infiniminer.

    From its creation, Minecraft was developed almost exclusively by Notch until Jens "Jeb" Bergensten started working with him, and has since become head of its development. It features music by Daniel "C418" Rosenfeld and paintings by Kristoffer Zetterstrand. Initially released as what is now known as Minecraft Classic on May 17, 2009, the game was released as Minecraft 1.0 on November 18, 2011. Since its release, Minecraft has expanded to mobile devices and consoles. On November 6, 2014, Minecraft and all of Mojang's assets were acquired by Microsoft.[5][6]

    Minecraft focuses on allowing the player to explore, interact with, and modify a dynamically-generated map made of one-cubic-meter-sized blocks. In addition to blocks, the environment features plants, mobs, and items. Some activities in the game include mining for ore, fighting hostile mobs, and crafting new blocks and tools by gathering various resources found in the game. The game's open-ended model allows players to create structures, creations and artwork on various multiplayer servers or their own single player maps. Other features include redstone circuits for logic computations and remote actions, minecarts and tracks, and a mysterious underworld called the Nether. A designated but completely optional goal of the game is to travel to a dimension called the End, and defeat the Ender Dragon.

    Contents
    [1Purchase and availability
    Purchase and availability
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    Main menu of Minecraft with a random splashtext.[7]
    Java Edition can be purchased from the Minecraft website. Gift codes can be bought for others, for the same price as buying the game for oneself.

    Bedrock Edition can be purchased in the Google Play Store, Apple App Store, Amazon App Store, Windows Phone Store, Windows 10 Store, Oculus Store, Fire TV App Store, Xbox One Marketplace and Nintendo eShop.

    Legacy Console Edition can be purchased in the Xbox 360 Marketplace, PlayStation 3 Store, PlayStation 4 Store, PlayStation Vita Store, and the Nintendo eShop.

    New Nintendo 3DS Edition can be purchased in the Nintendo eShop.

    Gameplay
    Main article: Gameplay
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    One of the two default playercharacters.
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    A new game of Minecraft.
    Player
    Main article: Player
    The player is the person that the user controls in the world. When the user starts a game, the player is put in a world, generated by a random or specified seed, with an empty inventory. If the bonus chest option is enabled, a chest filled with basic items generates near the player. The player has a health bar with 10 hearts, and can be damaged by falls, suffocation, drowning, fire, lava, lightning, cacti, falling into the Void, falling anvils and being hit by mobs and other players. Damage to health can be mitigated by armor or Resistance potion, and health can be restored by eating food and drinking specific potions, or if difficulty is set to Peaceful, health will regenerate on its own. Hunger is also a factor if the difficulty is not set to Peaceful, depleting over time and even faster while sprinting, jumping or swimming. Food will replenish the hunger level; however, eating rotten flesh and raw chickenhas a chance of giving the player a hunger effect. Depending on the difficulty level, a low hunger level will deplete a player's health.

    A player can change their skin on the profile page of minecraft.net or in the launcher.

    Blocks
    Main article: Block
    The world of Minecraft takes place within a three-dimensional grid of cubes, with each cube being occupied by a certain type of block (not all of which are necessarily cubic). There are different types of blocks; natural blocks such as grass, stone, and ores are randomly generated within the world. There are also blocks that players can craft, such as a crafting table and a furnace. Resources can be extracted from blocks by hand or by using tools. Some of these resources are simply blocks in the player's inventory that can be placed elsewhere, while others are used as material to create other blocks or tools. Others yield no practical use whatsoever. Some blocks cannot be broken through normal survival means, e.g. bedrock, end portal frames, command blocks, and barriers.

    Mining
    Main article: Mining
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    Various ores (in proximity of lava) that can be mined.
    As the game's name would suggest, mining is one of the main aspects of Minecraft. Mining is done to extract ore and other materials mainly from below the surface of the map. These ores include coal, iron, gold, redstone, diamond, lapis lazuli, and emerald. These are crucial in making several useful items. Mining can involve digging a hole from the surface or going down through a cave. Abandoned mineshafts create extra areas to look for resources, since they are usually rich in ores.

    Crafting and smelting
    Main articles: Crafting and Smelting
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    A Crafting Table.
    Crafting allows players to create new tools and blocks using items from their inventory. Subsequent versions often contain crafting recipes for new blocks and items. To craft, a player can use the 2×2 grid in the inventory or the 3×3 grid provided by a crafting table. Smelting requires a furnace in addition to fuel, and processes blocks such as iron ore into a more useful form, which in this example is iron ingot.

    Brewing and enchanting
    Main articles: Brewing and Enchanting
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    An Enchantment Table with glyphs being absorbed into it.
    Brewing creates potions from various ingredients and water using a brewing stand. They are stored in a glass bottle and then consumed by the player or thrown at other mobs to generate a certain effect based on the ingredients used to create the potion. Enchanting is also used to upgrade armor, tools, or weapons with an enchanting table. More powerful enchantments can be accessed by gaining experience and placing bookshelves around the enchanting table.

    Mobs
    Main article: Mobs
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    A creeper in daylight.
    Mobs (short for Mobiles) are the animals and other creatures that inhabit the map. These include:

    There are rare mobs, which include:

    • Spider jockeys: a skeleton riding a spider
    • Chicken jockeys: a baby zombie riding a chicken
    • Endermen: tall, black creatures with purple eyes and turn aggressive when the player looks at them
    • Slimes: spawn deep within the map and in swamplands
    The Nether features:

    In the End, the Ender Dragon exists. Withers can be built in all dimensions.

    To aid the player, there are several passive mobs: pigs, cows, chickens, sheeps, rabbits, squids, and four tamable mob types: wolves, ocelots, horses and parrots. Wolves will attack enemy mobs if the player engages or is attacked by them. Cats, or tamed ocelots will keep creepers at bay and can't take fall damage. Horses are rideable, allowing the player to travel at a faster speed. Parrots can imitate the sounds of hostile mobs, but otherwise, they are not very practical, unlike the other tamable mobs. Passive mobs other than wolves yield resources when killed, such as raw beef, raw porkchops, raw chickens, wool, leather and ink sacs. If killed when on fire, the meat drops are changed to steaks, cooked porkchops and cooked chickens.

    There is currently only one NPC mob: villagers, which spawn and move about within their village.

    The Nether
    Main article: The Nether
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    The Nether.
    The Nether is a dimension in Minecraft, accessible from the Overworld by a nether portal. It was described by Notch as "a brand new hell world". It consists mainly of netherrack and generates lakes of lava. It is populated by zombie pigmen, blazes, ghasts, wither skeletons, and magma cubes.

    The End
    Main article: The End
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    The End.
    The End is another dimension of the game where the player battles the Ender Dragon. The End is accessible by entering an End Portal in a Stronghold. The End is composed of End Stone and is inhabited by Endermen. It also contains obsidian pillars and End crystals that heal the Ender Dragon.

    Multiplayer
    Main articles: Server and Multiplayer
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    PvP on a multiplayer server.
    Minecraft multiplayer servers have developed to include their own rules and customs, guided by their administrators and moderators. The term griefer, meaning a player who causes grief, is a typical term on the Internet but has taken up its own definition on Minecraft servers: a person who destroys or defiles other users' creations on servers.

    Griefers are the reason many server administrators make rules, but this has been taken a step further with modifications to the Minecraft server and even plugin-based replacement servers such as Bukkit. Because of these plugin-based servers, new user-created features have shown up in Minecraft. This includes features like money, vehicles, protection, RPG elements and more. These features normally do not require modification to a user's client and can be accessed by using chat commands. With the default controls, the chat screen is brought up by pressing T.

    One popular game on multiplayer servers is Spleef (a play on the word "grief"), a game where the player's aim is to make another player drop through the floor by destroying blocks beneath the opponent's feet. This is typically played in a designated area and is usually run automatically using server plugins.

    Minecraft Realms
    Main article: Realms
    Minecraft Realms is an official subscription-based server hosting service that allows players to create and manage their own private Minecraftservers. Hosted by Mojang, Realms provides an easy and fast way to create servers and allows the owner to manage them from inside the game, without prior knowledge of the concepts for hosting on the Internet. However, Realms are not intended for large public servers, but for groups of friends or as a family server.[8] Private Realms servers are easy to set up and available 24/7 as long as the owner pays for it.

    Editions
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    Minecraft sales data, up to December, 2015.
    Bedrock Edition
    Main article: Bedrock Edition
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    Notch with the Pocket Edition of Minecraft.
    The Bedrock Edition (also known as the Bedrock Platform, Bedrock Codebase or Bedrock Engine) refers to the multi-platform family of editions of Mojang AB and Xbox Game Studios. Prior to this term, as the engine originated with Pocket Edition, this entire product family has been referred to using as "Pocket Edition", "MCPE", or "Pocket/Windows 10 Edition".

    Minecraft, with no subtitle, is the title of all Bedrock editions of Minecraft. Before the Better Together Update, it had different subtitles on different platforms including Pocket Edition (for all mobile platforms), Windows 10 Edition, Gear VR Edition, and Fire TV Edition.

    The Bedrock Edition was initially launched exclusively for the Xperia PLAY on Google Play[9] for US $6.99 on August 16, 2011. It was later released for other Android devices on October 7, 2011,[10] and iOS on November 17, 2011[11]. On September 13, 2012, the Pocket Edition was made available for purchase on the Amazon Appstore. The Windows Phone version was released on the Windows Store on December 10, 2014,[12] for which the Pocket Edition 1.0.0 release and newer are only available for Windows 10 Phone and newer. Since then, four adaptations of Pocket Edition have been released; for Windows 10 on July 29, 2015, the Samsung Gear VR on April 27, 2016, the Apple TV on December 19, 2016, and the Amazon Fire TV on December 19, 2016.[13][14][15][16] As of September 24, 2018, the Apple TV Edition has been discontinued.

    Java Edition
    Main article: Java Edition
    The original platform for Minecraft, running on Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux and started through the launcher. The game was initially released for an "early private singleplayer alpha" on May 16, 2009, followed by a number of development stages (notably Classic, Indev, Infdev, Alpha, Beta) with the game finally being released on November 18, 2011. The Java Edition has seen many significant updates since its official release.

    Legacy Console Edition
    Main article: Legacy Console Edition
    Legacy Console Edition refers to the edition of Minecraft for consoles. The game has been continuously updated by its developers, 4J Studios.

    The Legacy Console Edition was initially released on the Xbox 360 on May 9, 2012 followed by the unveiling on June 7, 2011 at E3 and the release date announcement on March 22nd through PlayXBLA's Twitter account. Console Edition was further released on the PlayStation 3 on December 17, 2013 (announced August 20, 2013), the Xbox One, the PlayStation 4, the PlayStation Vita, the Wii U, and the Nintendo Switch. As of December 18, 2018, all versions, with the exception of the PlayStation 4 Edition, have been discontinued.

    New Nintendo 3DS Edition
    Main article: New Nintendo 3DS Edition
    Minecraft: New Nintendo 3DS Edition was released on September 13, 2017. It is a unique port developed by Other Ocean Interactive. It is available on the Nintendo eShop, but only for the New 3DS and New 2DS. Multiplayer is limited to local play. This edition was discontinued on January 15, 2019.

    Education Edition
    Main article: Education Edition
    Minecraft: Education Edition is an educational version of Minecraft specifically designed for classroom use. It is developed by Mojang AB and Microsoft Studios and contains features that will make Minecraft easy to use in a classroom setting. The full game was released on November 1, 2016.

    Other
    There are a number of other versions of Minecraft. Minecraft 4k is a simple version of Minecraft in the style of other "4k" Java games (everything is packaged in 4 kilobytes) that Notch has entered in contests. The Pi Edition was a free ported version of the 0.5.0 version of Pocket Edition for the Raspberry Pi.[17] which was intended as an educational tool for novice programmers. It allowed users to manipulate the game code and supported multiple programming languages, however was discontinued in January 2016.


    Edition comparison
    Edition Price (USD) Developer Platforms Download Input methods Account type Skin changes Support Notes
    Java Edition
    $26.95 Mojang AB Windows, Mac & Linux PCs minecraft.net Keyboard & Mouse Mojang Free, user-created help.mojang.com The most feature complete version. Access to occasional test updates (snapshots).
    Bedrock Edition $6.99 - $29.99 Mojang AB
    Xbox Game Studios
    4J Studios
    SkyBox Labs Windows 10 PCs, Samsung Gear VR, Amazon Fire TV, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, iOS, Android, and FireOS devices Windows, Oculus, Amazon Fire TV, Apple, Google, Amazon, Xbox Live, and Nintendo eShop stores Keyboard & Mouse
    Touchscreen
    Controller
    Gamepad Xbox Live (for achievements)
    Nintendo Account (for Nintendo Switch Online) Free, user-created, via in-app purchase, or via Xbox Live support.xbox.com Free on Xbox One and Nintendo Switch if you already own the Legacy Console Edition under certain requirements. Cross-platform local server multiplayer. Windows 10, Xbox One, and Android users have access to occasional test updates (builds).
    Education Edition $1-5 per user per year Xbox Game Studios Mac, iOS 12 (iPads only), and Windows 10 PCs education.minecraft.net Keyboard & Mouse Microsoft Office 365 Free, user-created education.minecraft.net/support Designed for teaching.
    PlayStation 4 $19.99 4J Studios PlayStation 4 PSN Store DUALSHOCK 4 Controller PlayStation Network Purchased via PSN Store playstation.com/support Worlds transfer from PS3.
    China Version Free Mojang AB
    Xbox Game Studios
    NetEase Windows, Android, and iOS mc.163.com Keyboard & Mouse
    Touchscreen
    Controller NetEase Free, user-created, or via in-app purchase mc.163.com Transplanted from Java Edition and Bedrock Edition
    Game customization
    Add-ons
    Main article: Add-on
    Add-ons are the first step towards bringing customization to all editions of Minecraft and are officially supported by Mojang/Minecraft. Currently, add-ons are only supported on Bedrock Edition platforms, which includes also the Windows 10, Gear VR and Fire TV Editions. They currently allow players to transform the look of their worlds and change the behavior of mobs.

    Resource packs
    Main article: Resource pack
    The game officially supports changing most of its various textures, sounds, and text through resource packs. These have to contain a certain structure of files and folders, contained in a .zip archive file and placed in the resourcepacks folder of the .minecraft folder. The resource packs, as well as the folder, can be accessed in the options menu. The extent to which the resources are changed is dependent on how many files are contained in the resource pack.

    Data pack
    Main article: Data pack
    The data pack system provides a way for players to further customize their Minecraft experience. Data packs can be used to override or add new advancements, functions, loot tables, structures, recipes and tags without any code modification.‌[Java Edition only]

    Skins
    Main article: Skin
    A skin refers to the texture that is placed onto a player model or mob.

    The skin is divided into areas that act as the surface area of the character (for example, the front head area, left leg area, etc.). A skin will only allow solid color; transparency is not allowed on the skin file except on the second layer, which is transparent by default; playing offline, pixels can be left free resulting in "holes" in the skin. The second layer can be used to give the character glasses, hats, or other accessories (even a bigger head).

    Unofficial mods
    Main article: Mods
    Minecraft can be modified by replacing or adding Java class files to minecraft.jar in Java Edition. This method of making modifications are not supported by Mojang as they can break the game if the mod is outdated, defective, or is conflicting with another mod. Some of these user created modifications have been found to impress Notch or Jeb and the original authors have been attributed under Additional Programming; an implementation of Paul Spooner's Forestry editor script (not actually an internal mod), Hippoplatimus' Piston Mod and Dr. Zhark's Mo' Creatures mod (horses) were added in Infdev (April 13, 2010), Beta 1.7 and 1.6.1 respectively, although the Forester script was later removed in Infdev.[18][19][20][21]

    Third-party programs
    Main article: Programs and editors
    There are many programs designed for Minecraft. These include 3D map editors and viewers, game modifiers, various informational programs (such as crafting recipes), and server wrappers, and other specialty programs. As with mods, these too are not supported by Mojang.
     
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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
     
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    Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.
     
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    What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
     
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