Ruin a date in 5 words.

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    "My other date was better"
     
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    hitler was a great guy
     
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    ftfy
     
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    "my name jeff"
     
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    ''Wanna see my fidget spinner?''

    ''I think you smell weird.''

    ''I think I just farted.''

    ''That other girl was nicer.''
     
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    farts are gross and immature
     
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    tell me about your ex// so my ex used to...
     
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    Your sister's a great kisser
     
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    "I do not like cats"
     
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    Sorry, I forgot about you.
     
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    "I thought you were a guy...."
     
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    unicorns don't exist i'm sorry
    jk they do im sorry
     
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