Rap Battle!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Glass, Jul 10, 2016.

  1. Glass

    Glass ruh roh Donator

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    So this is kinda like "Roast the Person above you" but with rhymes! Also, you can say something about yourself, too.
    The person below me will start.
     
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  2. Flurried

    Flurried smol pastel grill ;^; Donator

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    Your face is deformed like an autistic seal
    Makes blind kids cry and that's a big deal

    (Is that how this works because honestly I don't know ._.)
     
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  3. 1024x2

    1024x2 bye Donator

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    Ponies make me mad,
    Because they are the oppisite of rad.
     
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  4. iNub

    iNub https://images.cooltext.com/4736616.png

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    You make me really mad
    Because you're always really sad
    You're face is blue
    But you ain't got a clue

    You need to back up
    I am the queen
    Because I'm a teen
    I'm not fifteen

    But you're just too mean
    *explosion sound in the backround*


    Longest roast-rap so far :D

    @pclover192
    Sorry ;)
    PLEASE MORE PEOPLE I NEED TO ROAST MOOOORE


    Please post,
    I need to roast.
    Bump.
     
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  5. _Anna

    _Anna [Herobrine] Donator

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    You're a little nub who will
    never be in the cool kids club.
    *puts on shades*
     
  6. iNub

    iNub https://images.cooltext.com/4736616.png

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    Oh, so you're a cat?
    Well, that cat's really
    fat.
    She eats Nutella
    It's such a dilemma
    Her name's Pusheen
    Yeah, see's been seen.
    Too bad she's too lazy

    What, is she 80?
    You need to find a spot,
    Because I'm just too
    hot.
    Like I said, you too, need to back up,
    because I am the queen,
    and you're just a bean.
     
  7. iSpitfirei

    iSpitfirei Big Boi Stalin

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    Yo, it's Big Boi Stalin
    And I hope you ain't stallin'
    You be crawlin'


    On yo knees
    sayin' "Please
    Don't end me"

    In your dreams

    I got red in my eyes
    Say goodbye
    Gonna leave you out to dry

    I'm hungry so when I come for you, you die

    Man, I am a pro
    I been doin' this since fo
    And I got yo ho

    Also, did you know yo mom is bro?

    I'mma leave you off
    With something little off
    I had to take shots
    You know when get a cough?


    I was trappin' bout dat life
    I was thinkin' bout that knife
    In the kitchen
    I've been gettin'


    Richer and richer
    Tryna see the whole picture
    Been thinkin' bout suicide
    Mom'd cry


    That'd die
    Just want to give a try
    So I could fly free
    Lemme be


    I've growin like a tree
    Been prayin' to God
    Like " Why you ain't help me?"

    Spittin' heat like a blaze rod

    Probs the only rap on this thread that has actual depth
    If you think you can challenge that, roast me.
     
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  8. Glass

    Glass ruh roh Donator

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    This thread is almost 3 years old dude, what the hell

    uh yeah you smell
    stupid idiot
    haha dumb thats my rap there you go