QUOTE YOURSELF!!

Ok, title basically says it all.

Any quote works, funny, sad, happy, angry, just quote something you said today or really any day.

Here's a couple of mine that happened today: *asks for assistance in LoL*
"oh wait. I am the assistance"

and: "what is this fluid coming from my eyes and why does it taste salty?!"

 

*Plays GTA 5 with friends and plays a RP about soldiers getting into war*
*See a guy shot himself*
"MEDDICC!!"
And my friend said "That IS the MEDIC!"

MEDDDICCC!! - Me calling someone to help the medic

 

@c3p0: I suck
@Vaicun: I suck as well, let's suck together
@Vaicun: ...
@Vaicun: please pretend I didn't just say that

 

Me: hi
My Mind: sup dawg
Me: headin fo school den
Mind: fuck yo, leavin me some more info, damnit fool
Me: YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU WILL LEARN SOME NEW SHIT OR ELSE
Mind: please dont kill me...

yea I talk to myself when im lonely or bored

 

Andy: What do you say when god sneezes?
Me: EARTHQUAKEEEEEE (@Andy Davis )

Me: Imma get my IPad cause my mom's a gatorade (@~Bear )

I say bunch of crazy other things but you know, I only wanted to put 2 xd

 

So this happened in real life, my brother was dressing up for a party
Brother: How do I look?
Me: Stupid
Me: Like your face.

I was pretty proud of myself

 

"SEAHAWKS"

 

I'm giving birth to @Ben Richards one wrinkle at a time.

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[12/21/2014 3:53:27 PM] Andy: ben
[12/21/2014 3:53:30 PM] Andy: no
[12/21/2014 3:53:32 PM] Loling: trure
[12/21/2014 3:53:32 PM] Ben: ;-;

[10:50:03 AM] Andy: Hey Ben
[10:50:07 AM] Andy: I'm the director of Holes
[10:50:14 AM] Andy: You should feel proud
i'm not kidding:

 

'You never act out in violence, do you understand me'

'Fall on your tounge like pixie dust and just think happy thoughts.'

'New Jersey's like New York's stupid older brother, you know? That they keep locked up in the basment'

'I'm not obligated to answer that question. My points of aspects on this subjects, are not valid, for a user like yourself '

'You're beautiful'

'That's cute, oh he's cute. Cute. Freakin' cute. Cute'

'Can you like...not.'

'There's less violence in the world when people are using hula-hoops.'

 

¨You're a fucking piece of fucking shit¨
¨Stop.¨
¨Irrelevant¨

 

Cock Magic​

Fuck my life 15:27

that was in a skype group chat stfu

 

Me: "No one likes you Lindsay you untalented swine."

 

Me: GO TO SLEEP!

My Mind: No, too much to think about

Me: I've been playing too much Amnesia -_-

EDIT:

@YoshcraftMLG your profile pic looks like Zuko, is it?

 

My brother:
It's Wednesday!

Me:
On Wednesday we wear pink.

 

Zuko is from avatar, my profile pic is actually Rin Okumura.

and another quote from myself : "fite me with my 9 deaths and 0 kills fite me "

 

It looks so much like Zuko

 

OMG THAT KAWAIINES.

My parents: You can't eat potatos as breakfast...
Me: Idk are you da police?

 

Me: Mom, I feel sick.
Mom: You are going to school tomorrow.
Next day
*Wakes up at 5:30*
Me: MOM I AM ABOUT TO THROW UP!!!
Mom: 0_0
Mom: Let me feel your head!
Mom: It is hot and you have a fever!
Me: I do?
Mom: You are not going to school today!
Me: Can I go to the doctor?
Mom: Yes Please!

 

*Asks for Coke at a restaurant*
Waiter: "Sorry we are all out of coke, is Pepsi ok?"
Me: "Is Monopoly money ok?"