My dog (Rusty) is probably the laziest thing to exist. He constantly sleeps all night and day, and barely moves unless I take him for a walk, or if there's food. I wanted to see how lazy he was, so I put a wall around him (third picture), 3 hours, he didn't move much, and the wall was still unbroken.
My birds My dog Girly who ate ^ their eggs. She's guilty. Disclaimer: some may find that my dogs name is a waste but she was named that before we got her