Minecraft [Poll] Minecraft players (which one are you?)

Discussion in 'Gaming Discussion' started by Tevvet, May 9, 2015.

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What Minecraft player are you?

  1. The casual

    43 vote(s)
    49.4%
  2. The hardcore

    19 vote(s)
    21.8%
  3. The party person

    30 vote(s)
    34.5%
  4. The expert

    27 vote(s)
    31.0%
  5. The police

    14 vote(s)
    16.1%
  6. The villain

    7 vote(s)
    8.0%
  7. The noob

    9 vote(s)
    10.3%
  8. The AFK

    18 vote(s)
    20.7%
  9. The annoying child

    5 vote(s)
    5.7%
  10. The hacker

    4 vote(s)
    4.6%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Tevvet

    Tevvet Praise Gaben

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    I know Millerco did something similar not too long ago, but I decided to add more to it. So, without further talk:
    The types of Minecraft players out you'll meet online.

    1. The casual. This player is just there for whatever. So what if they win? So what if they loose? It's only a game. They'll play anything, with anyone. They don't break the rules and attempt to offend anyone. They just want to enjoy the game, and let others do the same.

    2. The hardcore. They're usually amazing at what they do. If they don't win a game, they get pissed. They blame whatever they can for the loss, but quickly forget about it when the next game starts. However, their focus is crazy good. No younger brother or sister can break their focus on what they're doing.

    3. The party person. They basically paid around $30 just to goof off on a world wide scale. They don't care if they're playing a game or not, they must make everyone have a fun time. They usually chat a lot, and is impossible to be boring. You want an awesome online friend in the chat? These people are who you're looking for.

    4. The expert. This player knows everything. Performs everything perfectly. Practically unbeatable. They're a robot. Their fingers never hit the wrong thing, their timing is precise, and everything just flows with them. But they are always annoyingly calm, and are usually accused of hacking.

    5. The police. Must. Report. Everything. If something goes wrong, it's reported. Even some of the smallest of things. Reported. There is no excuse. Do something that goes against a rule, not even, and you might see yourself on the 'reports' thread.

    6. The villain. Must. Ruin. Everything. You are not safe. If they can figure out how to destroy you or something by you, which they will, they will do anything to achieve total destruction. They don't care about how you feel. Either it's griefing, trolling, spamming, bullying, they will wreck you.

    7. The noob. Usually have a Steve or Alex skin, but you're pretty sure they've never touched a computer before. Really, it's not that hard. At least they admire you, or they're reporting you for hacking.

    9. The AFK. 'How long has that person been AFK? She was there when I joined, which was hours ago. How has she not timed out yet? Just someone kick her. She is doing quite literally nothing. What is she doing in reality? Is she- oh god damn it she's on my team again.'

    10. The annoying child. They can't shut up. They repeat things over that isn't original, with someone having said that same thing minutes ago. They follow one specific person and imitate everything they do. They think they're the funny, cool one. Usually have a YouTuber's skin.

    10. The hacker. Fair play? What's that? I got aimbot and that shit. You can't touch these 'skillz'.

    Now, which ones are you, and which ones did I leave out?
     
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  2. SerenadeOfStorms

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    that guy who is the average player not too bad but not very good mostly because Minecraft is their secondary game of choice?
     
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  3. Tevvet

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    If I ever do a part 2. Totally forgot about that one.
     
  4. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    I am VILLAIN MODARF#*$ING PIRATE!!
     
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  5. dinoceros

    dinoceros Donator

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    im tuh nub
     
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  6. Katy_

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    The casual partying noob? :D
     
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  7. Tevvet

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    Why not?
     
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  8. TheDiamondPicks

    TheDiamondPicks String.format("%d %s", 404, "Title not found") Donator

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    I know a lot about MC but I'm not a pro so about half expert half police I guess...
     
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  9. ForgivenViolence

    ForgivenViolence Viewer

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  10. OfficerDeadly

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    TBH i am the hardcore player xD
     
  11. Strikyn

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    Casual, tiny hardcore, kinda AFK
     
  12. Xandalf

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    The expert/casual. Half/half.
     
  13. ShaunPoppy830

    ShaunPoppy830 Used To Be Poppy830 Donator

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    Okay tbh I don't mean to be rude but this whole pirate thing is getting really annoying.
     
  14. animelover999

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    You know that breaking a law while at sea, you are considered a pirate.
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  15. Tevvet

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  16. Ninjafoya

    Ninjafoya

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    Hardcore ;)
     
  17. Jakt

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    The party person
     
  18. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Broke enough to be considered one :)
     
  19. Millerco

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    Cool, I love threads like these :).
    I'd say I'm casual, I usually just sit at spawn and talk with others.
     
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    The hardcore party person that's afk.
     
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