Near Death Experiences!

Well All you do here is just comment your Near death experiences o3o ( I dunno how to start a thread nicely xD)


Mine:
- Almost got hit by a car
- Almost chopped my head into 2.....
- Almost Drowning good thing my dad was there .
- Almost getting a Heart Attack...
- Fell down the stairs and ALMOST Died, Like Everything was black for like 2 Mins and no one cares if im laying down there >.<

 

Almost got hit by a car.
Almost drowned. (Thought I could hold my breath long enough on the bottom of the pool).

 

Nearly died in the hospital
Nearly suffocated

 

I almost choked on a piece of lego. (Dont ask xD)

 

School will rough you up

 

One that I prefer not to talk about. Some people know which one it is, and they would know I do not like talking of that one.

I fell asleep on my surfboard, and the waves started to drag me away from the beach and towards the farther parts of the ocean, past the things that tell you not to go past that area. If it weren't for a strong surfer, I'd be dead, in a starving, painful way.

 

...
Is near suicidal experiences count as near death experiences?

 

They do, but it would best not be talked of here. I was freaking pinned...

 

Okay then..

 

。Almost got hit by a car.
。Accidentally cut myself.
。Almost died of sleep paralysis It was scary mmk

 

• Almost died in my sleep. (Not kidding.)
• Almost got kidnapped by a guy who was waving at me. (It's scarier than you think it is.)
  
• Almost died from nose bleeding. (Thanks to the soup my grandma forced me to drink, my nose was bleeding for 2 - 3 hours approx.)
  
• Attempted suicide. (Don't ask why.)
  
• Almost died from a cut, it became a scar but it's fading. (Toys... They're scary.)
• Choked on the "Do not eat" pack in some packaged food. (I was an idiot back then...)
• Almost died from bronchitis. (This was recent, but it was before I got Minecraft.)
• Almost suffocated from being allergic to fur, dust, etc. (Main reason that caused me to have bronchitis.)

 

Alright.. Let's see..
I have alot of near suicidal experiences.. So I'll just say the other experiences..
Like..

<~> I stapled my mouth from left to right..
<-> Gang war
<|> Trying to do a tattoo on my neck, instead I created a very.. very huge cut on the neck (Which is hidden with all of those make-up and mask thingy whatever on my neck)
<=> Almost died in a submerged dive (Trying to save someone, Yep.. The hero becames the victim while the victim becames the hero xD)
<#> ALMOST Stabbed my left eye
<+> and clearly accidentally electricute myself..
So.. yeah..

 

Scary... ;-;
Goodbye sleep.

 

Poor you.. You shouldn't have clicked this thread xD

 

I should've xD

 

Okai den :3 Have a good night sleep xD

 

-I almost got hit by a Citroen Saxo
-I nearly choked on Bacon
-A few Ashma attacks. I haven't had one in years.

I dunno. My memory can be bad at the worst times.

 

-Choked on bacon twice
-One that I will never tell anyone about, ever.
-Almost drowned twice, one was because I said fight to the death in the ocean, so then my brother pushed me under, the other was me thinking I could swim without a life-jacket when I was 5 and bad at swimming.

 

faint when I was 5

99% of my classmates thought I was just sleeping until the teacher came back
(I don't know when)

edit: almost kill myself when I set the toaster on fire<3

 

I almost got hit by a car twice
And this time in Disney, I went tubing (lazy river type shiet) and was eight so I decided to go under and float under the water when this huge fat lady decides to sit on my tube I almost suffocated under her butt because it was really crowded and I couldn't get up fml