My dog is the only one who loves me

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  1. Noodle_

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    I think my dog is the only one who loves me lmao. Having a dog so far has proven itself to be much better than having a boyfriend. Here's why:

    Dogs are loyal
    Guys aren't.
    Dogs are always there for you.
    Guys aren't.
    Dogs can't talk.
    One of the best part of having a dog is that they're great listeners and they can't say anything stupid back to you!
    My dog is actually worried about my health
    My dog cares about me more than anyone else. He's there for me and he get worried when I don't get up until 5 PM and only come out of my room for food for a week straight.
    Dogs can't spread your secrets
    Guys seem to like to tell people about your confidential secrets. Dogs don't do this. Once again, they can't talk.

    There's many other reasons why having a dog is better than having a boyfriend, but this is just a few.



    I still would rather have a boyfriend.
     
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    uh
     
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    Chilla cat lover

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    I like cats
     
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    no
     
  7. Chilla

    Chilla cat lover

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    :(
     
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    cats are better don't @ me
     
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    Sounds like you have a terrible taste in guys
     
  10. Noodle_

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    Don’t call me out like that
     
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    dogs smell like dirt and my indoor cats smell amazing
     
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    cause cats do nothing but sleep

    dogs are active
     
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    my cats are more active than me
     
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    You sound like you need to get out more then...
     
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    SILAS the thorn in the roses Donator

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    dogs are loyal
    so was hitler
    dogs are hitler
    i don't like hitler
    i don't like dogs
    hitler died
    dogs die
    good
     
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    lyrehs tired Donator

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    no thanks i’d rather wallow in my room and self pity as i cry myself to sleep
    epic gamer style
     
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    What about immortal dogs
     
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    SILAS the thorn in the roses Donator

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    immortal Hitler?!
     
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    Don’t let this information stop you from performing Satanist Rituals on a regular basis
     
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