Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dream_Addict, Feb 3, 2019.

  1. Dream_Addict

    Dream_Addict Stardust Smoker Staff Member Moderator

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    This thread is for jokes of all kinds: long, short, dad, blond, knock-knock, and more.
    Be careful to ensure that the jokes you post aren't incredibly offensive, but if they are, we will remove them.
    The only rule is that it has to stay within the confines of the server rules.
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    With that said, be brave. Many jokes will fall flat. Some will rise up. This should be a place to mindlessly inhale humor of all sorts.
    I'll begin.

    Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people.
    Then it exploded.
     
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  2. Trevah

    Trevah There's always tomorrow Donator

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    Waking up is only the 2nd hardest thing in the morning
     
  3. Dream_Addict

    Dream_Addict Stardust Smoker Staff Member Moderator

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    Perfect.
     
  4. Trevah

    Trevah There's always tomorrow Donator

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    Yes indeed.
    Do you get it?
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    I have two legs, but they only touch the ground while I'm at rest. What am I?
    Green but not a lizard, white without being snow, and bearded without being a man.
    --- Post merged ---
     
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  5. Chilla

    Chilla cat lover

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    your mom
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  6. Mxrk

    Mxrk The Nice Guy Donator

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    [​IMG]

    I don't know why I posted that, but it's what I thought of just now.
     
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  7. Potato_Gamez

    Potato_Gamez

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    -thinks over life decisions-
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    Progtrash Builder (Dipped) Donator

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    [​IMG]
    not sure why exactly I laughed at this
     
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  10. Trevah

    Trevah There's always tomorrow Donator

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    I have seen this picture SOOO many times but I still laugh at it
     
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  11. ItzLilac

    ItzLilac Donator

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    I tried to think of a joke but I'm terrible at telling them, so nope. I'll just watch the replies of this thread instead xD
     
  12. Karwaa

    Karwaa Massive legend here Donator

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    yo mama
    budum tss
    kill me
     
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    MC_Scout Admin | Predator | 4-2✖️ Staff Member Administrator

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    This year I am only watching videos in 1080p or higher. It's my new year resolution.
     
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  14. hubbo

    hubbo quit Donator

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    ...No.

    My humour is the equivalent of dipping your nuts in a nuclear reactor.
    I'm not even gonna try.
     
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  15. TronCat

    TronCat Resigned Donator

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    the only people who even slightly understand this joke don't use the forums but i'll leave it here in case anyone wants to figure it out
     
  16. Mxrk

    Mxrk The Nice Guy Donator

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    Here is my Joke,
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    Only Cool People know this joke.

    jk love you bro
     
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  17. Karwaa

    Karwaa Massive legend here Donator

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    I got my thingy stuck in the toaster
     
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