Jokes

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  1. muffin_mobber

    muffin_mobber Dream Addict Staff Member Moderator

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    This thread is for jokes of all kinds: long, short, dad, blond, knock-knock, and more.
    Be careful to ensure that the jokes you post aren't incredibly offensive, but if they are, we will remove them.
    The only rule is that it has to stay within the confines of the server rules.
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    With that said, be brave. Many jokes will fall flat. Some will rise up. This should be a place to mindlessly inhale humor of all sorts.
    I'll begin.

    Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people.
    Then it exploded.
     
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  2. trevor9200

    trevor9200 Dude I am so high. Donator

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    Waking up is only the 2nd hardest thing in the morning
     
  3. muffin_mobber

    muffin_mobber Dream Addict Staff Member Moderator

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    Perfect.
     
  4. trevor9200

    trevor9200 Dude I am so high. Donator

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    Yes indeed.
    Do you get it?
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    I have two legs, but they only touch the ground while I'm at rest. What am I?
    Green but not a lizard, white without being snow, and bearded without being a man.
    --- Post merged ---
     
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  5. Chilla

    Chilla cat lover

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    your mom
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  6. Mxrk

    Mxrk The Nice Guy | Helper Staff Member Helper

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    [​IMG]

    I don't know why I posted that, but it's what I thought of just now.
     
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  7. Potato_Gamez

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    -thinks over life decisions-
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  9. Progtrash

    Progtrash Mod+ -Kun Staff Member Mod+

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    [​IMG]
    not sure why exactly I laughed at this
     
  10. trevor9200

    trevor9200 Dude I am so high. Donator

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    I have seen this picture SOOO many times but I still laugh at it
     
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  11. ItzLilac

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    I tried to think of a joke but I'm terrible at telling them, so nope. I'll just watch the replies of this thread instead xD