Illuminati Thread

So what this thread is about is proving that Illuminati exists in anything

You give me 1 person/place/company and i prove that illuminati maked it.

Kinda the thing that guy does on youtube but faster respons and on this forum only.

I'm waiting for ur suggestions m8's

 

I want to know how I was maked by the illuminati.

 

Takis (the Mexican chips)

 

After long, stupid searching i found it.

TheMint


TheMind has 262 Followers

Followers world it's spelled like Flowers
(well, not really but iz illuminaty)



Flowers can be red

Red




Red rymes with ded

Ded



People can be ded

Why do people die ?

I don't know.


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TheMint has a lot of likes

Likes



Likes were first on facebook

Facebook



Facebook is runned by Mark Zuckenberg



Mark Zuckenberg is 31

31

3 + 1 equals 4

4

4 rymes with floor



Floor is full of bacterias



Bacterias are deadly

Deadly

Deadly is ded

Ded



People are ded

Why do people die ?

OMFG....

Jk deadly iz wat america is going to be if trump wins

Trump

Trump is 69

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

6+9 equals 15

1+5 is 6

6 three times is 666

666 is devil

Illuminati works with the devil

Therefor:

TheMind is Illuminati Confirmed



I'll make another one tomorow for Takis ;)

 

I want to know I was created by the Illuminati, also. :p

 

What do you think of the american doller bill?

 

Wot about BabyMetal
~ J pop Group ~

 

This is about Takis. American Chips.

I have solid proof that takis is illuminati



Takis

Takis can cause Ulcer and Cancer


Cancer

Cancer is killing people

Killing people

Killling people means they ded

Ded

People are ded

Why do people die ?



WHOAH
Did you see that on the cancer?
Look closer


Do you see it now ?

Look closer


Cancer looks like a tree

Tree rymes with three

You know what else has 3 in it ?

That's right !

Tree Threes

Dosen't that seems suspicios ?

No? Well, it dosen't. But w8 m9 !

I'm going to reveal it now

Cancer is used by illuminati to kill people because they want to plant trees in the cityes because trees rymes with three witch is the number of lines a triangle has and illuminati likes triangles because the leader of the illuminati with is a cat loves dorritos with wiskas and the cats wants world domination because she wants tree to simbolise doritos so the can can eat doritos free and that's why

Takis are Illuminati Confirmed

 

What kind of drugs are you on? Like, wtf o.O

 

I prefer to call myself a 420/10 stalker.

Truth drugs.

Put your big pants on. Were going to kill some shit

TreeKillerMan2


TreeKillerMan2 kills trees for living, as the name says.

TreeKillerMan2 has 3 worlds and a 2 in them

3+2 = 5

5 is 10 divided by 2

10 is a 1 and a 0

1 dollar is illuminati confirmed.

But w8, that's not all.

Tree Killer

The leader of Illuminati is a cat and loves trees bc :


This means that TreeKillerMan2 is agains the illuminati.

That means TreeKillerMan2 IS NOT illuminati confirmed.

But w8 !

What is TreeKillerMan2 put this name in order to confuze people and making them thing he's not illuminati?

We need more evidence.

as is sad

Witch means 5+10+2 equals 17

1+7 is 8

8 divided by 2 (the number in TheKillerMan2) is 4

8+4+2 is 14

14 is the age of TreeKillerMan

Can you see that connection?

14 is also the number of royal families first to create illuminati

So ....

TreeKillerMan2 is Illuminati Confirmed



Sorry for not having a lot of photos, but this is only based on math and meth

 

Oh no, I've been caught!
But seriously, these are pretty creative :p

 

The American Dollar bill
After looking at it you can clearly see something odd

Let me show you m8



WHOA
DID U SEE THAT ?

LOOK CLOSER


CAN YOU SEE IT ?

Look closeeeer !


Can you see it now ?

That's right !

There are some numbers on the bottom
MDCCDXXVI

But what are thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose? What do they mean m8?

Let's find out !

M stands for Mice

As we know the leader of illuminati is a cat that likes dorrritoss but also mice work

D stands for Dorritos

CC stands for Copyright

And XXVI stands for 26

But what does that mean !

I know m8!

The cat made a hidden message telling us subconsciously about her plans to rule the world so she can eat dorritos all day long in her chair made of mice's bones because a mice has 206 bones and the connection is that 5356 divided by 206 is 26 and 26 is the XXVI and that leads us to two discoveries :

American Bill is Illuminati confirmed

and

Mices are illuminati confirmed

 

Confirm me pls

 

I can't take this no more.

 

Illuminati confirm... here's a toughy.... Mr Burns off the Simpsons. >:D

 

Confirm that the cake is a lie

 

Baby metal


Metal

Metal rymes with Gretel


Gretel has 2 eyes

The girls from baby metal have 2 eyes also, but 6 eyes in total

2+6 = 8

Babymetal's first live appearance was on November 28

28

2+8 = 10

ten is almost written as teen

The singers from the Baby Metal band are teens

Gretel has 2 hands

Suzuka Nakamoto also has 2 hands

Yui Mizuno also has 2 hands

Moa Kikuchi also has 2 hands

Do you know what that means ?

I don't know

Let's look closer

Gretel has 2 boobs
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Every singer has 2 boobs.

Gretel has 1 head

The singers also have 1 hand

I've failed to proof that Baby metal is illuminati confirmed...

So...

Baby metal is not illuminati confirmed


BUT ! W8 M9S !

I have enough evidence to prove something else !!!

Here

If the singers and Gretel have in common so many things , it's clear that :

Gretel is Suzuka Nakamoto witch is the same person with Yui Mizuno witch is actualy Moa Kikuchi

So...

They are all the same person.

And that's clearly Illuminati

Illuminati Confirmed.

 

:o

 

Pls help i dunt know if em illuminatzi

http://imgur.com/BEQQAtw