IJAHAlert #27: Hashtag lit status

What is up, my IJAH forum nation? I am your host, Killer Smgstar..and let's get riooooght...into the nu-NEEWS! Since I have been gone for so long, I am going to adapt a new style of hashtagging my works so I can appeal to the younger generation. Aka, the lit generation.

It has been..well..
2 freaking months
I've said all I can. Life has been keeping me busy, that's all. #sorry #exposed

NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE RETURN OF EXPOSURE #awesome

Spoiler: If you want to be oddly satisfied, take a look #satisfied

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/perfection.106185/#post-975870
@TheMint is showing off his true dank meme skills with the picture of a glass of cider, perfectly filled to the top.

#satisfying
#unreal

Spoiler: What

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/post-a-pixturee-of-yourself.46405/

Spoiler: Nintendo switch #expensive

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/nintendo-switch.106016/
@j0sef created this thread about some faulty launches regarding the new nintendo switch #switchlit

#colorful

Spoiler: GAMES...

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/favorite-mini-game.105391/
@ForeverParamount created this thread to understand what everyone's favorite mini-game is on the IJAH server. #fun

Spoiler: #nicememe

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/suggestion-add-william-to-the-server-name.106142/
@Contemptible is suggesting something that could change the forums and the community forever.
Adding william..to the server ip.

oh yes, it's true. it's true

Personally I would rank this meme 4.20/4.20
#forgiving

Exposure o'clock:

Spoiler: The return

@Cheezipoofs has been begging me to make another IJAHAlert. Cheezi has 6 letters.

Expose has 6 letters. 6+6 = 66.
@Destination666 has two sixes in her name. Six has three letters, but one syllable.
There are three sides of a triangle, and one eye to it.
#illuminati confirmed


cheezi has a girlfriend
both of their names have "cheezi" in it
This confirms that they aren't dating but are secretly evil twins looking to take over the staff team and the server.

staff has 5 letters
team has four letters
5+4=9
cheezi has 6 letters
9-6=3
three sides of a dorito chip
doritos are triangles
@sadandy likes scalene triangles
triangles are a shape
scarce has been getting into good shape

this all confirms that @sadandy is still a cow, cheezi and cheeziness are a part of the illuminati, scarce secretly controls everything, and that I put way too much thought into these threads.

That is all for this episode of IJAHAlert!
If you have enjoyed this episode, feel free to smash the like button with your pinky toe, and to comment whether you enjoyed it. #IJAHAlert is now sitting at five thousand, seven hundred and two likes! Peace.

 

I love you.

 

blessed by god to have made my j&h alert debut. thank u

 

ty

 

Why am I still getting hate?

 

I actually did this. :p