How to annoy people

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam' started by CaptainJackValdy, Mar 26, 2017.

  1. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    So if you were a massive issue before, you got those unpleasant things called "warnings." And there's a current/ex staff member that sent you this warning in PMs. So what you do is say reply to that private message with one of the following:

    - "Ah, I tell you what I can't stop thinking about cracklin'"
    - "Hmm, I do love a good stomping"
    - "Stompy! MY, ME ONLY FRIEND!"
    - "MY BABIES!!! You cannot take them, YOU SHALL NOOOOT!!!"
    - "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
    - "You've come for the trinkets, haven't you..."
    - "My precious..."
    - "I slipped and flipped that lever, you see, it didn't cause you any trouble did it?"
    - "You smell good at this funeral."
    - "Woahoouuu"
    - "Rocks."
    - "I saw multiple Trogs clawing, tearing, chewing on his limbs..."
    - "I hope the colour of my energy is blue."
    - "Drink. Some. Water."
    - "It was just me and a thousand guinea pigs. They turned... carnivorous..."
    - "Oh, I love work. I could sit and watch it all day!"
    - "Nan-ni Shimasho-ka?"
    - "Igor! Fetch me the brain!"
    - "I'm a woman, baby, can't you tell?" (You could also insult them politely for misgendering you if you want)


    Oh and if the reaction is "k," say "potassium is the 19th element on the periodic table."
    Do it without any context and try not to make them mad enough to warn you again. Or do, I don't really care, I just wanna laugh.
     
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  2. TheMint

    TheMint Staff Member Helper

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    You're not funny tho
     
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  3. Andy

    Andy Former SANSerator Donator

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    or you could just follow the rules and completely avoid a warning in the first place lol
     
  4. TheFriendlyStranger

    TheFriendlyStranger *~Professional Jude Harley~*

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  5. Rivenze

    Rivenze Donator

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    I agree. ^
     
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    _MadisonBarks THAT furry | ❤ Perc ❤ | Used to be Wuffy Donator

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    YuyeeseXPrompX Prompto Is adorable <3 Donator

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