Have you ever...

No

Have you ever answered one of my questions in this thread?

 

yes.

have you ever worn a fedora?

 

Erm, I believe so.


Have you ever shot a 12 gauge shotgun? (I hate the damn recoil in it.)

 

No

Have you ever choked on a fly that happened to fly into your mouth?

 

No.

Have you ever tried licking your elbow?

 

Looked stupid trying

Have you ever been like-spammed or like-spammed someone?

 

Yes

Have you ever been banned from a server

 

Yes for hacking lol (I hacked on only one server in 1.5 :P I wasn't even good at hacking lol)

Have you ever gone to a pool in December or January?

 

Yes, we have tropical swim paradises here, which have a tropical climate, even in mid-winter.

Have you ever hit somebody in the face?

 

yes

have you ever thrown your phone against a wall by accident?

 

Nahh..

Have you ever stuck your hand slightly above a lit candle?

 

yes

have you ever been fooled by people and ended up embarrassing yourself?
*cough* @LilaRok *cough*

 

Yes lol xD

Have you ever smashed your face into something really hard, not intending to?

 

Did that twice today

moving on

Have you ever had a malfunction while performing? (Mechanical or bodily).

 

Nah, I dont perform anything xD

Have you ever watched an animal die?

 

yes. many times. (i have a cat, she kills animals XD)

have you ever done a dance because you had to go to the bathroom so bad?

 

No

Have you ever ate someone's food?

 

Yes

Have you ever been at a friends house and farted, then blamed it on their pet?

 

what

Have you ever made a bracelet out of rubber bands?

 

No

Have you ever ate a cockroach yuck