Give the person above you some useless advice.

That's not advice that a description of my everyday life.

Please, save the bees, you really should save the bees!

 

Don't stick things up where the sun don't shine

 

Have a profile picture.

 

You could stop at five or six stores

or just

ONE

 

You should've saved Patrick from getting hooked

 

When life gives you lemons... Throw them back, lemons ain't good for anything.

 

If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.

 

Things are getting too spicy for the pepper.

 

If I die don't come to my funeral

 

eat nutella
and regurgitate it
do the exact same thing with peanut butter
then do it with a chinese cherry blossom
and then regurgitate the aubergine-coloured pillow seen in the 13th circle of hell

 

Deez nuts. Hah got them

 

If you're wasting time doing nothing, you should play No Man's Sky.

 

Take a selfie through a toilet role tube and pretend you're the moon.

 

don't eat kfc it apparently gives people food poisoning

:,) +1 if you get the reference