Funniest way you've injured yourself?

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  1. OfficerBoring

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    The pencil was stuck in the sharpener and both sides were sharpened. I trird to get it out and I pulled it out too fast which then I failed to stop it before kinda stabbed my leg.
     
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    I ran into a pole thinking I was some kind of super hero after I watched a few x-man movies. It turns out you cannot go thro soled objects. Ended me being in the hospital for a week for brain damage. Lesson learned.
     
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  3. Squid

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    Pencils are evil amirite?
     
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  4. YoshiBlocksJHD

    YoshiBlocksJHD Intermediate exorcist first class

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    I fall up the stairs.
    Everyone makes fun of me for it.
     
  5. Waarden

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    I tried jumping over a fence and got my leg stuck, I then proceeded to fall forwards and land head first onto concrete. I was lucky I didn't have any major injuries (I think, I never really got it checked out)
     
  6. kaylynn

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    i went sledding in 5th grade, and there was this huge bump of snow in the ground (like a ramp, but made of snow) and i wanted to go over it. i tried a few times, and the last time i went too far right, and i ran into a tree. sprained my foot and i couldn't walk back up the hill. i had to get crutches lmao
     
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  7. ItzMemeh

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    last summer, I was on one of those tree top adventures/zip line things. you go through obstacles courses and stuff hanging on a rope. anyways, I was climbing up the stairs, the stairs were made of wood and I accidently tripped while looking down (small fear of heights). There was a small wooden piece sticking out from the stairs and well it went into my leg, kind of like a big splinter. whats funny is no one saw except my brother and I took it out then completed the course with the pain since I couldn't go back down. by the end of it, it just turned really blue and it left a scar.

    When I was a really young, I don't remember how old I was, My mom let me sip some of her tea and I accidently dropped it on the side of my left knee. It was REALLY hot. and basically it left a scar until a few year ago when it started disappearing slowly, if you focus you can still see it.
     
  8. AprilFoolsGenders

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    So I was in 8th grade and I was having a sleepover with my 2 friends.

    So we were on her room listening to music and I was doing my hair. My one friend was on her bed painting her nails, and my other friend was using the bathroom.

    I was looking in her mirror that was in the left corner of the room, far away from the door, and my friends bed was right next to the door.

    So I'm doing my hair and Genius me thought it would be cool to do a little spin and see what my hair looked like, so I did.

    I lost my balance and whacked into the mirror, it fell and hit me in the head, it broke and cut my head pretty bad.

    Conclusion: Spinning like a model is deadly
    Even though i obviously didn't die
    Or did I
     
  9. LunarNova

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    I bruised my knee by walking into a lodge.
     
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  10. YoshcraftMLG

    YoshcraftMLG E.T Sniper~ Actual Sandwich

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    I got a bloody nose from playing tap tap revenge with my nose
     
  11. Yopie

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    I forgot to drink Starbucks one day.
    :C
     
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  13. Cyan

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    recently i hit my head on a sink because i bent down to pick something up

    it really hurt
     
  14. Nesmito

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    MUSIC INSTRUMENT INJUR(ies) TIME!!!

    1. Before I actually started to take guitar up as a hobby back six years ago, eight years ago I accidentally broke one of the chords on my brother's acoustic (now mine!!!) and it jabbed at my eyebrow and got stuck there lol. I somehow managed to fix it haha
    2. While I was playing Ticket To Ride on drums (rlly fun btw), I got so excited and so into it and so carried away I whacked myself in the face with a stick lol.
    3. I threw a drumstick in the air while playing something to one of my friends and it hit me right in the face.
    4. I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE WHILE TRYING TO DO A PETE TOWNSHEND (windmill on guitar)
    5. Almost broke my leg trying to copy Chuck Berry's duckwalk while playing Johnny B Goode.
    6. Lost my voice trying to imitate Paul McCartney (tbh that's everyday)
    7. Strummed too hard and fast, finger started to bleed.
    8. (When I was starting to learn) got a really bad cramp trying to learn chords lol.
    9. Made my lip bleed b/c I accidentally brought my baritone/trombone up to my mouth quickly.
    10. Finally, fucking whacked myself in the face with a guitar. Don't even know how it happened.
     
  15. ZeusV

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    Ouch.