Funniest way you've injured yourself?

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  1. JokerBen

    JokerBen Mod | The Joker Staff Member Moderator

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    I was lucky enough to have it come out fully, but then I had to figure out how the hell I was going to clean all the blood.
     
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    eating food and then biting my tongue
     
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  4. meemaw

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    I get that now pal I was 11 at the time lmao
     
  5. Epsical

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    when I was 3, I pulled some scissors of the kitchen counter and the sharp side landed on my toe, I still have the scar to this day.
     
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    A couple of weeks ago, I was cosplaying UNDERTALE and I was a Temmie. I had to crawl on the ground, and I accidentally twisted my arm, and it hurt so bad. :(

    Another time at that same place, I stepped on a piece of glass, barefoot, and I was bleeding so much. It didn't hurt at all, and the band-aids weren't even doing crap, so I wrapped by toe in toilet paper and made sure it didn't fall off with a rubber band.

    When I was younger, like 9 or 10, I was biking around the neighborhood, and I attempted to jump on the bike. (lift up the bike completely) I miscalculated the jump, so my bike flipped over with me on it. I was surprised I didn't break my arm, however, my arm was numb for the entire weekend following the accident.

    In 3rd grade, it was a Monday at school and my birthday. So, I had dropped my pencil on my chair and didn't notice. When I came back from the bathroom, I sat on the pencil tip, and stabbed my butt. R.I.P

    I was chewing gum in the car while drinking water, and I accidentally bit the side of my mouth so hard that I tasted the blood in my mouth. It hurt so freaking bad.

    I was trying to chop carrots with my dad when I was 5. For some reason, my dad trusted 5-year-old psychopathic little Carmen with one of those huge kitchen knives, and I accidentally cut my finger. (not off, don't worry lel) I was bleeding all over the counter, and I was scared I was going to die.

    I was running in gym since we were playing tag, and I was one of the only survivors left, so I ran towards the wall, tried to turn, but at that same instant, my friend ran in front of me, and I rammed into her, falling on my arm and my knee. It hurt really bad. And 5 minutes later my friend rammed into the bleachers and chipped her tooth.

    And then cats. You don't want to know.

    the end
     
  7. Phoenix

    Phoenix Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    You sure you didn't hit your head? jkjk ily <3

    I fell while running of a hill, still have a scar on my face and left foot because of that (you can barely see it now so yay)

    I honestly did many idiotic things xD
     
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  8. Left4Lag

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    When I was young, don't remember exactly but my sister "accidently" stabbed me in the arm with a pen. I didn't go to the hospital or anything though.
    Other times I'd just accidently cut my finger with my knife, didn't really hurt just pissed me off cause soap burns the cuts :(
    I'm lame and have no life so I never really do anything that could break a bone.

    pretty boring
     
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    I wasn't looking when I was about to cross the street.

    I was in a hurry to get home so I started running. However, the car didn't hit me, I hit the car (i.e. I ran into it and slammed my head against the door). Was not fun.
     
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    Woah.
     
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  12. Teddie

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    stub my toe
    FeelsBadMan
     
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    When I was like 7 my brother dropped a pencil into my eye from the top level of the bunk bed.
    yep.
     
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  14. Gooby

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    I sprained my ankle trying to do hopscotch :/
     
  15. matrizzle

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    I unscrewed the razor blade from my pencil sharpener and decided it was a good idea to cut my pencil with it (I was 10). Basically the pencil slipped and I sliced my finger and had blood gushing down my arm and dripping everywhere. I walked up to the teacher to ask if I could go to the nurse, all I could hear was "ewwwwww".

    I was at my friends house and I slipped on tiles, I fell into the corner of the skirting boards on the walls (those things at the bottom of interior walls, then I was left with a huge mark on my shin, still have it 4 years later.

    When I was very young (like 3), I slipped over and hit my chin on a table and had my teeth go clean through my lips. This happened twice on different occasions somehow and I still have a small mark under my lip.
     
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    Decided it was a good idea to use the flying fox when it was raining and wet, so I ended up slipping off while doing a back flip accidentally and landed on my wrist fracturing it c: This was when I was 9 too.
     
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    Getting out of bed.. not even kidding you
     
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  18. OfficerBoring

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    I accidently stabbed my leg with the pencil while trying to sharpen it.


    woops
     
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    Holy cow I don't want to even think of that, THE PAIN!!
     
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    How did that happen? XD
     
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