Funniest way you've injured yourself?

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  1. Joeyy

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    Hi all!
    I'm just curious to see the funniest ways you've hurt yourself. It doesn't have to be broken bones or anything like that, just ways you've injured yourself that could get a cheap laugh.

    My expirience: I broke my finger 2 years back because I walked into a goalpost.

    But yours?
    Say down below.
     
  2. Magical

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    I don't usually hurt myself...it's because of others (my sister lol)
    When I was a toddler my sister tried slamming the fridge door on me and the back of my head was cracked open and it had to get glued back together

    When I was in my early primary school years, I was being chased by my sister in a warehouse (Sam's warehouse)..I tripped and split my chin open

    Edit: I forgot one where I did hurt myself. When I was in grade 4 (9 years old), I was riding my scooter in the street and when I chucked a U turn I somewhat went straight into the gutter, went flying over the scooter into a pile of gravel and rocks. Basically a rock got stuck in my knee lol and there was blood gushing down our driveway as I used the hose to clean it and get the rock out. This has left a big scar on my knee.
     
  3. JokerBen

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    A couple years ago I accidentally stabbed my hand with a mechanical pencil. It went really deep and actually required stitches.
     
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    I think I'll speak for everyone here, just stubbing your toe(s) on stupid stuff. Such a killer.
     
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    Broke my kneecap and tore my meniscus while warming up. Didn't even start the actual workout.
     
  6. Joeyy

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    The pain....
    ;-;
     
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    I mainly just have stupid injuries
    When I was 12 I put hot glue from a hot glue gun onto paper, and stupid me wanted to see if it was hot so I put my finger right into it, turns out it was very hot, lol. Had to get sent home early from school xD

    Oh and when I was 4 I was playing with a PS2/3 remote and I ended up electrocuting myself. I got a very bad injury due to that since my nerve got hit, now I have this huge scar on my rude finger that is still painful to this day, lol.
     
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    It was the Summer Olympics and I though I was Michael Phelps (I was real young) and I was jumping off this chair onto my wood deck that had a bunch of nails sticking up. But instead of jumping and landing on my feet I face planted into the deck and cut my upper lip really bad. Now there is a scar :>
     
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    In grade 6 I went to orientation at my current high school.
    We had a cooking class where we made pizzas and apple turnovers.
    I was washing some dishes when it was time to take out the pizza.
    I did so using the wet teatowel.
    I had a nice burn on my finger for like a month.
    I dropped the pizza as well so I only go to eat the toppings :C

    In grade 4 I kicked a football to my brother during grade 4 - prep buddy pe class whatever they called it.
    I proceeded to fall over, and break my arm.
    Quality.

    In year 9, we were kicking soccer balls slowly to a partner facing in front of us.
    I go to pick one up.
    I broke my left pinky finger.

    I don't remember how old I was, but we went to one of my dad's friend's house. I was like 7-8?
    Anyway, I went inside, did something, then went to go outside.
    Turns out 7/8 year old me was blind to glass doors.
    *thwack*
    Pretty good nose bleed though.
     
  10. Joeyy

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    Another one of mine I just remembered.
    Year 1 in school and we were having a pancake flipping competition. My friend was flipping and I got too close. I got ko'd and had a busted lip.
     
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    When I was about 6, I was on my bike and I hit a metal fence and went over it and broke my leg.
     
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    I once dropped a pizza in a puddle of mud
    I wasn't physically hurt but emotionally


    It was a good pizza goddamit
     
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    i once burned my finger on a rice cooker
     
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    I did this but the led broke inside my hand and I thought I was gonna die from led poisoning lmaooo
     
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    When I was young, I found a can in the water and wanted to play with it. I put my middle finger in it to put the dents back. I couldn't get my finger out so I pulled and pulled. Eventually it got out, but it was bleeding like hell. I was lucky that I didn't lose my finger in that can there. You can still see the scar.
     
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    When I was 11, my house had a wire mesh door that blocked the way outside. It was nighttime, and I ran at it because I thought it was open. When I hit it, it popped out of the frame and fell on my leg xD. I didn't have any big issues, except my legs hurt for a while afterwards :P.

    Also, when I was really little, I was at my daycare and I ran (I don't what it is was with me and running in these injuries) with my tongue out, as kids of the young age usually do, and I tripped over a box and bit straight through my tongue. I had to get stitches, but you can't see the scar now. :P

    i was such stupid little kid
     
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    Jumped off a cargo only to sprain both ankles
     
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    When I was young, I tried to bike down stairs for no specific reason and ended up breaking my leg.
    I did a 360° flip though. :)
     
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    In 4th grade I was playing with a pencil, I would "stab" myself with the eraser and then I flipped the pencil and accidentally stabbed myself with the tip into my palm. It started bleeding, but that was the day I first felt like a true man... Sadly that feelings only lasted about 10 seconds, then it started to hurt... a lot.
     
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