Make funny poems!! Here is mine: AHEM "Roses are red, that one was true, but who the hell thinks, violets are blue?"
The best one I've heard is poetry and a pick up line in one. "roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour."
I always get a lil’ teary when I ask my siri who is the dumbest of them all? she answers dismissive: Jake Paul
Mine is more of a song but thought I would share anyway; I love booze, booze love me, holy shit I have to pee, I'm so smashed I'm falling on the floor, Alcoholic Dinosaur