Dumbest yahoo questions?

What are the dumbest yahoo questions you've found? Mine is this

There's this song and i don't know what it's called. it goes like ohh oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhh lol it was kind of poppy

 

''How to make a yahoo account?''
xD

 

"I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, can I still drink orange juice?"

"Where is the editor's name located on Wikipedia?"

"If Santa truly did die for our sins, why do we make him deliver presents on his birthday, December 25th?"

 

One time I saw one like this:

"If I have s*x while I'm pregnant, and my child is going to be a female, will my child get pregnant?"

 

I saw one that said this

If i bit my boyfriend, will he become a vampire?

 

I used to answer theses questions.

One 12 year old girl wanted to become a vampire because she hated her life.

Another though a mass murderer was a vampire Hunter.

I answered them both, and I may, or may not have a 12 year old vampire after me... vampires apparently like Yahoo...

 

Those ;D

 

Yep...

 

I found this question strange:
"9 year old son having gay tendencies?" I can see why this would worry the parent but, he is 9, what can he really be doing. Also, why do people still dislike gays!? It's 2013 so jump on the bandwagon!

[EDIT]: Yes, it is 2013. Get with it.

 

To make 2+2 5 you put two couples in a room.

 

Well, it's 2014, and there us still violence, racism and poverty in many parts of the world. Homosexuality is not something need to be worry so much about, really. I don't see why people care about people's personal lives so much...

 

This has always been my fav....

 

"Should I tell my parents I'm adopted?"

 

I was waiting for someone to correct me! Thank you! Also, I agree with you. Though homosexuality is not the biggest problem we face, people need to stay out of each other's personal lives, if they are gay, LET THEM BE!

 

Homosexuality is a controversy topic. It's usually those who are religious that care about it.

 

"Can we travel to the sun?"
Like we traveled to the moon, why not the sun? I mean we can wait till winter when its cooler and during the night.

 

out of all the posts, this is the best one. It actually made me laugh.

 

Well I was more on a "I don't really care, we don't want to hear about it every second" I mean I don't prance around saying "hey I'm a heterosexual" all day, everyday...

 

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