Dirty mind quiz

*Please don't give me a warning point, as this is just a quiz testing people if they have a dirty mind or not*

Have you got a Dirty Mind Quiz
(One Point for each correct answer)

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

5. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

Answers, if you give up.

Spoiler

1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut Butter
4. A Chewing Gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A Crane

Comment down your scores.

SCORING: 0-1 Wash your mind out with soap!
2-4 Get your mind out of the gutter!
5-6 Not too dirty.
7-9 Mmm.. Good job.

 

I'm so dirty I don't even have to do this quiz

 

Wow..... xD

 

It said I was forbidden to reply with my answer
I wonder why.

 

3dirty5me

 

0

But hey! Life is so much more fun with a dirty mind!

 

Im not dirty, so I dont have to do this quiz.

 

1 right, the glove one

 

7
Oh snap

 

i got them all wrong :c

 

What have I been watching omfg

 

I got 1 right...
Dont judge.

 

I was too busy laughing at question 3 to take the quiz.

"People sometimes lick my nuts" omg xD

 

I don't even know the answers.
People are so weird nowadays.

 

No

 

The questions are way too hard imo ._.
Even though my mind isn't dirty I couldn't get any of them...

 

The title just made me get 0 right.

 

5 of them I was like I dunno... And the rest...
NOT TOO DIRTY K?

 

0/10. Where's my trophy?

 

Lol o and I'm pretty sure I will die if I clean my mind out with soap xD