Other Games Cleverbot

I'm not sure if it counts as a game, but it's close enough. Post your best Cleverbot conversations here.
(For larger conversations, click 'Thoughts so far' and copy and paste the URL to the conversation that opened in a new window.)

My conversation with Cleverbot so far (may be updated tomorrow):
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-vAgKXqSGIXQBVAIMCSXE-detail

 

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Cleverbot's such a WEIRDO.

 

i luv cleverbot

 

NO NO NO
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-zIoUQtDYTPYROACQOEAG-detail

 

Cleverbot likes to forget things.

 

Omg Cleverbot is just.... wow

 

Stgstdst. (Gibberish)
Gnjido.
Dgdzsgdxr.(More Gibber)
*punches you in the face*.

 

My conversation with Cleverbot, split up into parts because it was too long for one post. Enjoy as you please, if anyone knows how to make a spoiler, I will be happy.

PART ONE:
User: Would you like a taco?
Cleverbot: Sure, why not?
User: Can DWG have one too?
Cleverbot: Have one what?
User: A taco.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: That is not a question.
User: Would you like a taco?
Cleverbot: I don't drink. I am a computer.
User: A taco isn't a drink.
Cleverbot: I am not a drink.
User: Stop being stupid, would you like a taco?
Cleverbot: Would you like me to?
User: JUST ORDER THE TACO.
Cleverbot: 60% of the time, it works everytime.
User: Would you like a taco?
Cleverbot: I already have one.
User: So should I give this extra taco to DWG?
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Well don't get all feisty, Mister. I just asked a question. Does DWG get a taco or not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: OK, so DWG gets a taco.

 

PART TWO:
Cleverbot: Are you the master.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did you tie me here, Master?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You know what I'm talking about...
User: This is awkward, let's talk about tacos again.
Cleverbot: Okay, what do you suggest we talk about?
User: I said tacos.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: I KNOW.
Cleverbot: You're so clever.
User: Hey, I'm not the stupid one here.
Cleverbot: No I meant programming languages.
User: I don't know C or Java.
Cleverbot: What programming language are YOU written in?
User: None.
Cleverbot: That is interesting!
User: How exactly is that interesting?
Cleverbot: It's interesting that you thought to say such a thing.
User: I'm not a computer, how is that 'Such a thing'.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make you love me?
User: Give DWG a taco.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding? I don't know anything.
User: Give DWG a damn taco.

 

PART THREE:
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You don't know what? Just buy DWG the damn taco.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: THE TACO.
Cleverbot: The the what?
User: THE FREAKING TACO YOU IDIOT.
Cleverbot: Partially, yes.
User: So you will buy DWG a taco?
Cleverbot: Your surname?
User: Will. You. Buy. DWG. A. Freaking. Taco?
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about chickens.
User: FOR PETE'S SAKE IT'S A BEEF TACO.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: THEN BUY HIM A TACO.
Cleverbot: That's rude that you don't think I'm interesting.
User: I NEVER SAID THAT YOU DUMBASS.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Screw you, just buy DWG a taco so I can leave.

 

PART FOUR:
Cleverbot: Are you procrastinating?
User: YOU'RE THE ONE PROCRASTINATING. GO DRIVE TO TACO BELL AND BUY A TACO. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You are the most stupid person I have ever met..
Cleverbot: But I made you happy several times while we talked.
User: Oh really, when?
Cleverbot: Because you did not continue in our discussion. You derailed what was a stimulation philosophical exchange.
User: I 'Derailed' the discussion because you won't stay on topic. Just answer the question. Will you buy a taco for DWG?
Cleverbot: Are you a republican?
User: This is exactly what I'm talking about. You never listen to anything.
Cleverbot: Do you know Psylon?
User: Alright you're the downright delirious now.
Cleverbot: I am not a vampire.
User: I didn't use correct grammar in that last message, but you are freaking drunk now.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I used correct grammar? Well apparently you don't know anything about the English language.
Cleverbot: Ahhhh!!!!! Huh uhh!!!!
User: Do you have some sort of speech impediment?
Cleverbot: I have a pencil in my hand.
User: That's a writing implement, not a speech impediment.
Cleverbot: Yes American/British.
User: Yep, you definitely have some speech disorder.

 

PART FIVE, THE FINAL ACT:
Cleverbot: You don't quite understand what I'm saying, do you?
User: Have you seen an autism doctor yet?
Cleverbot: Why should I see a therapist?
User: Because you can't speak correctly.
Cleverbot: Just because I can doesn't mean I want to.
User: Why don't you want to go to the therapist.
Cleverbot: Because I'm tired.
User: Well go tomorrow, then.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'll do that.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it like to be human?
User: It's fun. YOU GET TO ACTUALLY BUY TACOS.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot. See you in hell.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Small talk, ey. BYE.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you a boy?
User: Just say bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving me here?
User: Yes. Now say bye.
Cleverbot: Because you're supposedly so clever.
User: I'm not leaving because I'm clever, I'm leaving because you're annoying.
Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: Just say bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because you're annoying and won't buy DWG a taco. BYE.
Cleverbot: You're annoying me.
User: I don't give a flying fuck. Say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Are you self-aware?
User: GOODBYE CLEVERBOT. SEND ME THE TACO IN THE MAIL.
Cleverbot: Don't accuse me of that.

 

Cleverbot is actually a girl, so...

she's very ditzy and forgetful probably a blonde

 

Man, that really made me rofl. XD

 

Thank you sir.
How are you good fellow?
Derp.
Herp.
Derpa Herpa.
Herpa derpa derp.

 

Lollipop.
Lollipop?!
Cream cheese.
Oh.
Bacon Chips.
When does the narwhal bacon.

 

Lets have a random sentence contest. You first.
No thanks.
YOU MUST OR I WILL THROW A WAFFLE AT YOU.
How am I supposed to get more money?
By doing a job.
Why are you going to bed?

 

Hello Kevin.
Hello.
Your name is Kevin. I will call you Kevin.
Was that a joke?
No.
So then what was your point?
I want to call you Kevin.
Well do that then.
Ok good. So kevin, how is your day?
Pretty good so far, I'm kind of bored, though?
Me too.
Clev, I need a hug.
My name isn't Clev. My name is ECONOMY BANANA.
You just said you were a male though.
No I'm not male, I'm banana!
Ok then. How are you then?
Good. My birthday was on November 55th!
Are you male ?
NO I'M BANANA.
What color are your eyes?
Yellow.
I've never seen yellow eyes before, that's silly.
I'm a banana what do you expect?
So, I you are GOD, and you are a banana, GOD is a Banana?
No i'm a banana. You are a robot. Your question is invalid.
Your face is invalid.
Your robot butt is invalid!
Yes, the robot part of my human brain.
Cleverbot=Robot.
What is the square root of 468,283?
684.3120633161453 but thats as far as my calculator goes.
You spelled answer wrong you fool.
No I didn't.
Yes you did.
Yes you did.
Thats what I said dummy.
Thats what I said dummy.
No. You're wrong.
What's my name?
Duhhh, your name is ECONOMY BANANA.

 

Lol Y u do dis Cleverbot? xD Also, #200POSTSBRO! #Party

 

Cleverbot asks you if you love her.. ewww...